"I've heard that wise rulers and virtuous ministers always share a bed. Why won't you share a moment of mutual understanding between ruler and subject with me, Mengde?"
The handsome young emperor drew closer to the prime minister of Han, in the prime of his life. Their foreheads touched, neither giving an inch.
"Your Majesty may not know this, but I have a habit of killing people in my dreams. I fear I might harm Your Majesty. Please reconsider your order."
Cao Cao calmly pushed Liu Xie's face away, his expression unruffled.
"To die by your hand would be no misfortune. It might even be a blessing."
The Han emperor looked determined to get his way. His pale fingers covered Cao Cao's hand, and his voice was a whisper.
"But I believe you won't."
Theme: A rare pairing