A Self-Rescue Guide for the Beautiful Immortal Venerable

[The upcoming novel, Fuzzy Ball, Move Your Tail!, is getting ready to launch. Please add it to your collection! Q//Q] [This is a silly, sweet comedy, your source of happiness! There's a lost, steamy 10,000-word expressway... Ahem.] Ji Lan transmigrates into the immortal protagonist of a xianxia novel, only to be locked up right at the beginning by the villainous Demon Venerable, who kills without batting an eye. The two are entangled for a million words, during which he ends up on his knees several times. His tragic experiences are longer than a foot-binding cloth: --He is confined to the demon's bedchamber and shares his bed every night. --The demon uses whips and swords to leave all kinds of scars on his body. --In the end, they try to kill each other, and he is left half-crippled in body and mind, with both legs brutally twisted off. Ji Lan: “What a kneel-worthy ending! This is freaking ridiculous! QAQ” Oh, wait, in the original story he doesn't even have legs left to kneel with. So Ji Lan grits his teeth and endures the humiliation, determined to change his tragic ending all by himself! * But before the rescue plan is complete, the person who slaughters his way through everyone starts acting strangely. --When they share a bed every night, Ye Yucheng gently covers him with a blanket. --When Ye Yucheng's five fingers close around his neck, he slowly and gently strokes it with his fingertips. --The strong arms that twist his legs off in the original story now wrap firmly around his waist. Later... Ji Lan's lashes tremble as he looks at the more than a thousand flowers filling the room. He forces himself to stay calm and asks, “W-what are these?” Ye Yucheng, wild and domineering as ever, says, “I went all the way to the frozen north to pick these for you. No need to thank me.” Ji Lan: “???” Hah, a demon sending flowers. Terrifying. Ye Yucheng raises an eyebrow. His expression is still wicked and arrogant, but his voice turns indulgent. “I sent them to my wife. Got a problem with that?” Ji Lan: “...?!” ...W-wife...? Ye Yucheng tightens his arm around him and smirks. “That's right. You.” [Cool, arrogant, and domineering. Extremely possessive Demon Venerable seme x Looks like a serene, elegant immortal. Inner thoughts in utter turmoil. Immortal Venerable uke] [Important: There's a lost, steamy 10,000-word expressway... Ahem, and lots of wonderful fan art drawn by lovely readers!] [Very important: The Demon Venerable never cared for the original host! He makes it very clear who he likes and dislikes~] #Screenshot from 2020.08 -----[Please take a look at the upcoming novel, I beg you!]----- Fuzzy Ball, Move Your Tail! 1. When Zhou Yuan opens his eyes, all he remembers about the book is its male lead, who kills everything in his path. The male lead's true form is an ancient spirit beast, shaped like a black panther. The original host was the head of the immortal sects, and spent his whole life trying to tame the male lead, only to end up with his body destroyed. As his thoughts jumble like a ball of yarn, Zhou Yuan discovers a fuzzy black ball lying beside him. He pokes it twice, and the ball of fur suddenly opens its eyes and glares at him! Seeing the pitiful little kitten, alone just like himself, Zhou Yuan immediately adopts it on the spot! 2. To keep himself and the fuzzy ball safe from the male lead, who will turn evil, they become inseparable. Wherever Zhou Yuan goes, he carries the little creature like a precious treasure. So the disciples of the sect watch as their aloof, frosty Immortal Lord carries a kitten everywhere, whether he's eating, washing, or going to bed. 3. Every night, in the middle of the night. Ying Wulan watches the young man beside him, holding him protectively in his arms. So this is the human he's bound to after being reborn? So skinny, he looks like he couldn't take a hit. Hmph. Not a single thing about him compares to my true form. Hah. In his sleep, Zhou Yuan feels the little beast on him constantly stepping on his stomach. Without opening his eyes, he scoops the fuzzy ball into his arms. The black kitten angrily pokes its head out from his embrace and hisses in fury. But when it sees the other man's serene sleeping face, it can only bury its head against his neck again, angry and annoyed. 4. Several months later, Zhou Yuan wakes in the middle of the night and is shocked to see a black panther lying beside him, bigger than he is! Its fur is glossy black, its pupils gleam sharply in the dark, and one of its powerful paws presses down on his hair. Then Zhou Yuan realizes in horror... Huh... W-where's my cat? QAQ!? The black panther slowly rises. Its body is strong and sleek, its long tail swings around his ankle, and it lies down right beside Zhou Yuan, pressed close against him. It's in exactly the same position as when the little kitten sleeps with him. Zhou Yuan: “...” F-Fuzzy ball? 5. In the Immortal Lord's room. On the bed. Ying Wulan lazily rests one furry paw on Zhou Yuan's shoulder and wraps his long tail around Zhou Yuan's waist. In a low voice, he says, “You used to hold me in your arms every night when I was little. Why don't you anymore?” Zhou Yuan blushes. “But y-you're so big now...” You're making my back and legs ache. Everything aches, and I can't push you off! As soon as he finishes speaking, the black panther before him suddenly transforms into a tall, broad-shouldered man. Ying Wulan props himself up beside him and says hoarsely, “You can hold me like this, can't you?” [Devious and a little tsundere. Loves acting spoiled with his uke. Ancient black panther (Demon Venerable) seme x Aloof and frosty to everyone else, secretly obsessed with cats behind closed doors (Immortal Lord) uke] [Beware of the seme's unexpected contrast! Extra-sweet story, please add it to your collection ^^] [Upcoming novel 2: My Beautiful Master's Hidden Troubles] Theme: Though our paths differ, we can still arrive at the same destination and build a beautiful, perfect world together.