Don't Look for a Superstar to Be Your Wife

A cucumber came from the east, and a chrysanthemum came from the west.

The cucumber took a fancy to the chrysanthemum’s flower, but the chrysanthemum wasn’t interested in the cucumber’s cucumber.

The cucumber forcibly plucked the chrysanthemum’s little flower, so the furious chrysanthemum plucked the cucumber’s little flower in return.

And so the stingy cucumber and the hot-tempered chrysanthemum became sworn enemies!

One day, a naturally aloof gay man “accidentally” got together with a hot-tempered straight man, and from then on, peace and quiet were a thing of the past... This story is still just meant to make you laugh, so please don’t throw bricks. If you’re looking for something full of angst and sorrow, please find another way!

Notice: This story will become VIP content on the evening of July 10, 2009. No chapters will be removed, and it absolutely won’t be abandoned. I’ll continue to guarantee its quality. I’d like to thank those who won’t be able to read the VIP chapters for your support. Feel free to vent your frustration by giving me a good thrashing! Also, I’d appreciate it if those reposting the story would hold off until it’s complete. Thank you for your cooperation.

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