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Also known as Song, the Little Eunuch, Comes to Bed
Blurb
What should you do if you fall for the villain?
Chen Jinmo: Go for it. What's there to be afraid of?
And so, a shady System dragged her into a tragic novel, where she became the heroine, who was tortured a thousand times but never stopped loving the male lead.
The shady System's mission for her was to keep the villain's favor and survive until the end.
Chen Jinmo: ...I think you're making this impossible for me. How am I supposed to do that?
System: Please use your imagination, player. Go for it! You can do it!
With the System, which was about as useful as a decoration, watching on, she gradually won back his favor. Then she discovered that Song Yizhi, the villainous eunuch who spoke like Buddha but had a heart like a snake in the original story, was kind of making her heart flutter.
Chen Jinmo: I don't want the male lead. I want him, only him!
From then on, she stole the male lead's harem, ruined the original male lead, and successfully went down the path of a villain, causing trouble alongside Song Yizhi.
Then the System warned her: Once you are fully bound to the villain, if you change your mind, he will turn evil.
Turn evil? Chen Jinmo laughed disdainfully. Caught in the tender trap Song Yizhi had woven, she paid the System no heed.
In the end, the shady System realized it had worried for nothing. Sometimes, the perfect match is simply a case of two villains playing each other at their own game, like these two.
Little Scene
A passerby pointed at Song Yizhi and asked, "Who is he?"
Chen Jinmo: "He's mine."
The passerby was speechless, then looked at Song Yizhi. "And you?"
Song Yizhi: "I'm hers."
The passerby: "...Are you two sick or something?"
Warnings:
An alternate setting, with my own rules about entering the mountains!
The male lead is a real eunuch!
This story is entering the Science and Technology for National Prosperity writing contest. Reason for entry: using the principle of quicklime heating up when mixed with water to improve army rations during wartime.
Upcoming Story
After I Grew a Husband
Cui Yingying was frail and sickly, and had lost both her parents. She had no strength, no education, and nothing but a pretty face that people liked. Born in a matriarchal country, she had little hope of making a living.
At twenty, she was still unmarried because she lived in poverty and no man dared marry her. The villagers advised her to find an older man who could support her, but she had a strong stomach and an optimistic outlook. There was only an acre and a half of land left in her family, and she didn't need to have a daughter to inherit it, so she decided to become a bachelor who only had to feed herself. Maybe there was a handsome man waiting in her fields.
Then one day, while hoeing the fields, she really did grow a young man named Ye Xi. He was handsome, and the first thing he did was offer to marry her in repayment for her kindness.
Perhaps he knew she couldn't give him a good life. Just after Cui Yingying had spent ten months pregnant and given birth to a baby boy, the young man who had been dug out of the earth suddenly abandoned his wife and child and left.
He was gone for three years. Just as Cui Yingying was about to divorce him and marry again, he returned on the way to her wedding.
Now the question is: which of them betrayed the other?
Theme: No road ahead? Then make one yourself.
It seems that the only person who can support this family is the heroine QAQ
There is no simple description, you are a devil
Hey, have I lost my memory? I have no impression of this Zhao Qisi.
I really like these two sticky people!
Happy, finish spreading flowers?~
I've been thinking if the male protagonist is a real eunuch, can he still do that kind of thing?
Ouch, ouch, finish scattering flowers!
Isn't that the case? QAQ My own daughter is also angry. The one who avenges your father is also my own daughter. We are obviously on the same front now. How could this happen?
Hahahahaha, this is unnecessary.
I'm tired... Wearing books + systems + martial arts, but the result is such a mess, hey, I feel like the heroine really can't be carried away