The Everyday Life of Chiko and Oda Sakunosuke

One day, Dazai Haruko and Oda Sakumi were on their way to school with their little pet, Ango, when the System summoned them to another world and assigned them some very strange tasks. [Find out the color of Mori Ogai's underwear] So they broke into the Port Mafia building at night, forcibly woke Mori Ogai from his sleep, cornered him, and asked what color his underwear was. Trembling, Mori Ogai said, "Leopard print." Oda Sakumi: "You seem so refined. I never thought you'd still wear leopard print at your age." Dazai Haruko: "Oda, you don't understand. I could tell at a glance he's a perverted middle-aged man. How would we know what perverts like?" Mori Ogai: "Is that funny? Alice picked them out for me. Do you have someone to do that for you?" Dazai Haruko: "Are you looking to die? What is wrong with you!" Oda Sakumi: "It's okay. I pick out all of Haruko's underwear. Jealous?" Mori Ogai: "…" [Earn Dazai's admiration] At the Armed Detective Agency, Dazai Haruko asked Dazai what was the one thing he could never manage to do. Dazai put on a regretful act and said, "I can't succeed at suicide. After all, a bright, refreshing suicide is my ideal." Haruko said it was easy, then performed one on the spot. She fell over and stopped breathing. Everyone at the agency: "Miss Haruko!!" Akiko Yosano picked up a chainsaw. "Let me treat her!" Oda Sakumi: "Don't move. Can't you see Haruko's spirit is busy committing suicide?" Everyone at the agency looked above Haruko's body and saw her ghost repeatedly killing itself. Everyone was dumbfounded. Dazai gave his approval. Theme: Funny and heartwarming