Spiritual Qi Revival

Su Mei cultivated diligently on the Ling Cang Continent for thousands of years. His cultivation was profound, and he was as cautious as they came. He'd planned to wait until he was absolutely certain before ascending to the upper realm. But while watching the greatest sword cultivator ascend to gain some experience, the Heavenly Dao struck the wrong person. A full eighty-one world-ending tribulation bolts sent him back to his old home on Earth.

The rare treasures and precious curios he'd painstakingly saved up over several thousand years were gone, and so was the cultivation he'd worked so hard to build over all those years.

Su Mei: I might not be human, but the Heavenly Dao is a real bastard.

With only a mortal body, can he set foot on the long road of immortal cultivation once more and pursue eternal life?

The world he once knew was long gone. Everywhere he looked were wastelands and ruins. Spiritual qi revival had begun on Earth, and life everywhere was undergoing a frenzied evolution. Ancient creatures sleeping beneath the ground were gradually awakening... Humans were no longer the Heavenly Dao's sole darlings. Once-prosperous cities had become forbidden zones, and humanity was barely clinging to life in its safe zones.

*

Su Mei pulled out a broken blade and sneered coolly. "It's bad enough that the old Heavenly Dao bastard bullies me. Now even a mere husky thinks it can run wild?"

Husky seme: "Woof, woof, woof!! Fellow cultivator, hear me out!"

The dignified Sword Immortal nearly had half his tail chopped off by a broken blade. In the end, he was forced to kneel and beg cutely for mercy just to save his life.

A man's knees are worth their weight in gold. He'd remember this grudge! Once his spirit was stable and he had cultivated a human form, he would get his revenge!

*

Years later.

"Su Su, I was wrong. I really know I was wrong. Isn't kneeling on a durian enough?"

"No!" Su Mei glared at him, rubbing his sore back. "That's what you get for not acting human!"

The dashing, elegant man, as beautiful as an immortal descended to the mortal world, leaned closer and spoke in a low voice. "If I can stay by your side, what does it matter if I don't act human?"

A husky seme who starts a fight at the drop of a hat x a powerful uke as cautious as they come

Theme: Work hard and ascend successfully