Became Fuxi's Second Marriage Partner [Prehistoric]

[The follow-up article "Being a National Master in Liaozhai Fanfiction" hopes everyone will support it] One day, on his way home from get off work, You Le, a young man with a good reputation, took over a lottery ticket distributed by a shopping mall, and was told - "Congratulations! You have been selected to become Fu Xi's second marriage partner!" Youle was shocked: "What?! From then on, his life was in turmoil. He was pushed to the limit of his cognition again and again, and he had to endure the "mischief" of these non-human beings that he had to admit: "That Nuwa over there, the kitchen is not a place to play in the mud. Please go to the park downstairs. " "If it's not supposed to shine at night, don't shine! Mr. Dijun, please let me go. I have a scene to be filmed at six o'clock tomorrow! " "Yang Jian! Keep your leash on when walking your dog! And let me say it for the last time, that is my beanbag, not a doghouse! " Finally, Youle looked helplessly at the man beside him waving his snake tail: "Husband..." Fuxi interrupted dissatisfiedly: "I want to call you ancestor. " Youle: "... Put my pants on first! " Atheist sand sculpture vs. Fake cold talk and bullshit attack (ps: There are many private settings in this article, just read it for fun, don't go into details) ——Advance collection——"Being a National Master in Liaozhai Fanfiction" Nantao, a dabbler in the world. Once I traveled through time, I entered a Liaozhai fanfic. Other foxes in Liaozhai are like: "My benefactor's kindness in saving my life, I am willing to pledge my life to you." " And the fox he met said: "Great Chuxing! King Chen Sheng! " Other people's fairy tales: ghost foxes repay favors, immortal turtles give treasures, and the unresolved love between humans and ghosts... His chat: "Warlock?" Can you make elixirs? The kind that can't be tricked if you don't refine it well. " Nantao, who had just crossed over and had nothing, decided to go back to the path of being a half-immortal and continue to deceive and abduct to survive. "Sir, can you tell me your fortune? Do you think I can eventually be on par with Brother Taibai by writing poems? " Nantao made a casual calculation: "Yes. " Unexpectedly, it was accurate! Later he found out that this man's name was Du Fu. "A girl's cry at night is often heard in the abandoned house on East Street. Please do something, sir!" " Nantao went and drew a Taoist talisman at random, and it actually worked! It was then that he learned that the girl whom he had enlightened with the psychic talisman was named Lin Daiyu. Today I will help Huo Qubing get rid of his calamity, tomorrow he will help Wang Bo get rid of his evil spirits, and the day after tomorrow he will cleanse Wu Dalang of his curse... Nantao muddleheadedly became a slightly famous figure in the industry. One day, the eldest son Fusu's house was haunted by ghosts, so he was invited to come. Nantao looked indifferent: "I am very expensive. " A certain eldest son: "I pledge myself to you. " Purpose: The integration of traditional culture and modern civilization