[2023 New Novel Recommendation: My Six-Year-Old Dad Shocks the Entertainment Industry [Book Transmigration]. Visit the author's page to check it out.]
Blurb:
Lin Qiao transmigrates into an old-school angsty romance novel as the secretly married wife of the scumbag movie star Ye Chengjin.
Seven years ago, the original Lin Qiao secretly married Ye Chengjin, gave up her career for love, and went to America to have their child.
Seven years later, Ye Chengjin has become a hugely popular movie star, while the original Lin Qiao has become the wife he despises. He cheats on her during their marriage and forces her to sign divorce papers.
And their "son" is...
"Girl, are you saying... we've transmigrated into the novel you were reading? I've become your son? You have a secret husband?!"
"No one has the right to violate your personal safety or property! What gives Ye Chengjin the right to imprison you and freeze your bank card?!"
"If a guy like him is willing to die, then I'll gladly pay the cremation fees! Forget the burial fees. A scumbag like him deserves to have his ashes scattered to the winds."
"I can't stand cheaters like him. I don't care if he's a movie star! Even the Jade Emperor couldn't argue that he's in the right!"
Her own biological father, her very own dad, the old master Lin Guodong, who had performed comic dialogue at a teahouse in Tianjin for thirty years, has become her six-year-old son. _(:з"∠)_
Before the Book Transmigration.
Lin Qiao was born in Tianjin. Her father, Lin Guodong, was an outstanding comic dialogue performer.
Thirty years ago, Lin Qiao's grandfather was the face of the Lin family teahouse. Ten years ago, her dad took center stage. And after that... sorry, there is no after that. She and her dad were hit by a car, then somehow transmigrated into a book together.
After they transmigrated into this melodramatic novel, The Movie Star's Secret Wife...
Lin Qiao spread her hands. "Dad, the scumbag male lead Ye Chengjin wants to ruin us completely. It's simple: either we starve to death, or we do as he says and get out of the country. What should we do now?"
Little Lin Guodong stood with his hands behind his back. "Mountains can crumble, and relying on a scumbag means you've got a death wish. Come on, Dad will take you to perform comic dialogue!"
And so, as they went on performing... the male lead Ye Chengjin, far away in Malaysia with his new lover in his arms, came across a video with over 50 million views
[Mother-and-son comedy duo takes the stage! Beijing Arts Exhibition Center, 5,000 seats sold out.]
The comic was his six-year-old son, and the straight man was Lin Qiao, the wife he'd just abandoned. Their comic dialogue routine was called: Where's Dad?
Little Lin Guodong wasn't even as tall as the table. Standing on a stool, he smacked his wooden clapper. "Ladies and gentlemen, today my mom and I will perform a comic dialogue routine called Where's Dad? Other kids get to see their dads every day. I only get to see mine twice a year: once for Tomb-Sweeping Day, and once for the Ghost Festival."
Ye Chengjin: ?????
PS: [Updates daily] New chapters before 10 p.m. every night. Comic dialogue is just one of the talents Dad and daughter perform. They also do opera, classical-style songs, and all sorts of other things. The female lead is a gifted manager and an original-content star. She carries the novel's stage scenes.
The female lead and her dad are performers in the comic dialogue world, not entertainment-industry celebrities. They appear on variety shows and enter competitions, but don't become celebrities or sign with any entertainment companies. Their main stage is comic dialogue theaters and folk-art societies. Dad has the body of a six-year-old and the temper of a sixty-year-old comedy master. Both father and daughter are masters of the performing arts. They are part of the comic dialogue and comedy circles, promoting traditional Chinese opera and comic dialogue.
PPS: The scumbag male lead from the original novel regrets everything and chases his wife until he hits rock bottom, then the female lead and her dad roast him until he has a mental breakdown. Never underestimate a comic dialogue performer's sharp tongue. The broken mirror won't be put back together. He can just roll right out of their lives.
PPPS: The real male lead is a devoted male supporting character, a host with refined manners and an artistic air. He's wholly dedicated to supporting the female lead and her son (her dad).
PPPPS: There are a few upcoming novels on my page: The Five-and-a-Half-Year-Old Darling Oracle, My Dad Transmigrated into the Abusive Male Lead's Dad, and The Abused Female Lead Is the Light of the Righteous Path. Feel free to check them out. I'm not sure which one I'll start next. I'll probably pick whichever gets the most interest. In any case, I'll stick with this genre.
[Lie flat and relax (:3[▓▓] ]
Theme: Traditional culture is the source of national confidence
Recommend the 2023 new article "I rely on my six-year-old father to shock the entertainment industry [Through the Book]" click on the column to see.
Copywriting: Lin Xiao and her father traveled together into a sadistic novel, and she transformed into the famous female star Lin Xiaoxiao.
The original owner, Lin Xiaoxiao, was emotionally hurt because of her ex-boyfriend's cheating on her. She threatened not to get married for the rest of her life and gave birth to a child through artificial means.
Due to having a child out of wedlock, the original owner's career suffered a devastating blow, and he was called upon by the entire network to withdraw from the industry. He fell from the popular front line to the third line where no one cares.
Unfortunately, she is now Lin Xiaoxiao, while her father is dressed as...
"Xiaoxiao, I don't want to go to kindergarten anymore!"
"What's the point of hearing the teacher say 1+1 equals 2 every day?!"
"Staying with a bunch of crying brats every day, isn't this torture for me?!"
The little bun's face was full of grievances, but Lin Xiao had no mercy and was even a little gloating.
That's right, her biological father, Comrade Lin Weihua, a fourth-term squad leader who had been a soldier for thirty years, dressed up as her own 6-year-old son.
Comrade Lin has been rejuvenated for fifty years. He likes to have a kindergarten education, but he firmly expresses his resistance to the destruction of kindergarten——
"A bunch of babies just cry all day long, and they cry endlessly!"
"As long as I don't go to kindergarten, I can do anything you want!"
Lin Xiao had no choice but to save his father from fire and water——
"Dad, since you don't want to go to kindergarten, why not join me in a variety show!"
The result is that other people's dolls are sweet and cute.
Her six-year-old father Xiao Shuaiguo: He has to fold tofu cubes when he wakes up, has a 100% hit rate in target shooting, and also performs a set of military boxing.
She originally wanted to bring her father on the show to earn some money and pay off the debts of the original owner, but she accidentally brought her father to the show and blew up the entire entertainment industry.
By the way, he also attracted a new "father" who was full of "fatherly care" and "a strict teacher aura" for him.
PS: To sum it up in one sentence [My father, Comrade Lin Weihua, is 6 years old this year and is a kindergarten kid. He has been a soldier for thirty years and has personally killed four drug lords. His rank is comparable to that of a division commander. Now he follows me on variety shows to make money. I want to give my father a little shock in the entertainment industry. →_→
Finished spreading flowers! I suddenly discovered a blind spot. It seems that the male and female protagonists did not have a wedding? ? ? (Could it be that I read the article in the middle of the night and forgot about it?)
Why did my wife rely on her biological father in the torture novel? (?ω?)Hiahiahia
As a mother, she was reluctant to separate her mother and son, so she cried secretly. However, as a star, she was reluctant to bear her reputation and future, so she handed the child over to her assistant, who then lost the child and went abroad. . . . There is a problem with being an assistant. Zhao chose a star between the two identities of mother and star. The most puzzling thing is that since she would choose a career, why was she born in the first place? She had already decided to raise her after she was born, because if the child is blind, she will throw it away. There is no difference between raising a child who is not blind and raising a blind child. She was already a popular actress at that time, so I really admire Shen Yingying's great-grandparents in this regard. Even if it is difficult, they will continue to raise them.
There is a wall between creation and reality, and the entertainment industry can collapse only in ways that are imaginable and impossible. The scripted nznd group collapsed: the bitch who plagiarized plastic surgery and poisoned her teammates to death pretended to be a man and the sister of her teammates fell in love with the murderer and was cleared. A messy house without a script: all kinds of top-notch operations around falling in love and cheating,
According to popular science, anesthetics have no effect on the mother and baby.
Painless delivery has no impact on the human body. If there is really a problem, can the country let the hospital do it? To say that painless production has an impact is because many feudal old people are unwilling to spend money and pretend to understand through hearsay.
Zhao Rong emmm suddenly thought of zw and felt a little nauseous
Poor Melon-Eating Little Girl Dressed as the Only Daughter in Jiangsu, Zhejiang and Shanghai
I Asked Gu Gu About the Murder Scene
I Relied on My Father to Fight the Lawsuit in Yaowen [Chuoshu]
The Viral Child Star Is My Soldier King Dad [Book Transmigration]
Transmigrated as the Rabbit Spirit of a Research Tycoon
I'm a Bone Marrow Match for the Leukemia-Stricken School Heartthrob
The Light of the Police Force Is on My Phone [Crime Investigation]
The Male Leads Are Just Tools to Get Past the Censors [Book Transmigration]
The Little One Takes Their Salted Fish Mom on a Dating Show
My Dad Became the Richest Man in a CEO Novel
The Real Heiress's Words Always Come True [Book Transmigration]
I Turned in National Treasures in a Tragic Romance
Recommend the 2023 new article "I rely on my six-year-old father to shock the entertainment industry [Through the Book]" click on the column to see. Copywriting: Lin Xiao and her father traveled together into a sadistic novel, and she transformed into the famous female star Lin Xiaoxiao. The original owner, Lin Xiaoxiao, was emotionally hurt because of her ex-boyfriend's cheating on her. She threatened not to get married for the rest of her life and gave birth to a child through artificial means. Due to having a child out of wedlock, the original owner's career suffered a devastating blow, and he was called upon by the entire network to withdraw from the industry. He fell from the popular front line to the third line where no one cares. Unfortunately, she is now Lin Xiaoxiao, while her father is dressed as... "Xiaoxiao, I don't want to go to kindergarten anymore!" "What's the point of hearing the teacher say 1+1 equals 2 every day?!" "Staying with a bunch of crying brats every day, isn't this torture for me?!" The little bun's face was full of grievances, but Lin Xiao had no mercy and was even a little gloating. That's right, her biological father, Comrade Lin Weihua, a fourth-term squad leader who had been a soldier for thirty years, dressed up as her own 6-year-old son. Comrade Lin has been rejuvenated for fifty years. He likes to have a kindergarten education, but he firmly expresses his resistance to the destruction of kindergarten—— "A bunch of babies just cry all day long, and they cry endlessly!" "As long as I don't go to kindergarten, I can do anything you want!" Lin Xiao had no choice but to save his father from fire and water—— "Dad, since you don't want to go to kindergarten, why not join me in a variety show!" The result is that other people's dolls are sweet and cute. Her six-year-old father Xiao Shuaiguo: He has to fold tofu cubes when he wakes up, has a 100% hit rate in target shooting, and also performs a set of military boxing. She originally wanted to bring her father on the show to earn some money and pay off the debts of the original owner, but she accidentally brought her father to the show and blew up the entire entertainment industry. By the way, he also attracted a new "father" who was full of "fatherly care" and "a strict teacher aura" for him. PS: To sum it up in one sentence [My father, Comrade Lin Weihua, is 6 years old this year and is a kindergarten kid. He has been a soldier for thirty years and has personally killed four drug lords. His rank is comparable to that of a division commander. Now he follows me on variety shows to make money. I want to give my father a little shock in the entertainment industry. →_→
Finished spreading flowers! I suddenly discovered a blind spot. It seems that the male and female protagonists did not have a wedding? ? ? (Could it be that I read the article in the middle of the night and forgot about it?)
Why did my wife rely on her biological father in the torture novel? (?ω?)Hiahiahia
As a mother, she was reluctant to separate her mother and son, so she cried secretly. However, as a star, she was reluctant to bear her reputation and future, so she handed the child over to her assistant, who then lost the child and went abroad. . . . There is a problem with being an assistant. Zhao chose a star between the two identities of mother and star. The most puzzling thing is that since she would choose a career, why was she born in the first place? She had already decided to raise her after she was born, because if the child is blind, she will throw it away. There is no difference between raising a child who is not blind and raising a blind child. She was already a popular actress at that time, so I really admire Shen Yingying's great-grandparents in this regard. Even if it is difficult, they will continue to raise them.
There is a wall between creation and reality, and the entertainment industry can collapse only in ways that are imaginable and impossible. The scripted nznd group collapsed: the bitch who plagiarized plastic surgery and poisoned her teammates to death pretended to be a man and the sister of her teammates fell in love with the murderer and was cleared. A messy house without a script: all kinds of top-notch operations around falling in love and cheating,
According to popular science, anesthetics have no effect on the mother and baby.
Painless delivery has no impact on the human body. If there is really a problem, can the country let the hospital do it? To say that painless production has an impact is because many feudal old people are unwilling to spend money and pretend to understand through hearsay.
Zhao Rong emmm suddenly thought of zw and felt a little nauseous
A lovely family of three!
When I saw this nickname, I almost agreed.