Warning: The protagonist is a 14-year-old girl, just 143 centimeters tall, so when it comes to romance... you'll have to read between the lines.
The heroine is a cheeky little girl who can say downright blush-inducing things with a straight face, and dares to tease Dazai himself.
If you can accept all that, here's the introduction.
It's also the outline and a rough sketch of the heroine's character.
First-person narration warning!!!
--Did that bastard Mori Ougai get thrown in jail today?
--Nope, but soon.
--Did Yokohama blow up today?
--Yep. √
I stood on top of a certain little tiger who was foaming at the mouth and pressed the switch in my hand.
BOOM!
A gigantic mushroom cloud rose on the distant horizon.
My daily goals:
1. Blow up the Port Mafia (√)
2. Pick on the little tiger (√)
11. Make Kunikida furious (in progress)
35. Get that disgusting lolicon thrown in jail (tentative)
36. Make that disgusting lolicon go bankrupt (in progress)
"Morikawa O!" A shout rang out from far away. A savage face came into view, looking like a demon.
I shuddered instinctively, turned, and ran off with all my belongings to seek refuge with Dostoevsky. But a week later, he sent a distress letter to the detective agency:
"Please come take her away right now. Hurry up."
"She's a demon!"
Shaving a calico cat, stealing Ranpo's snacks, making Akutagawa wear a frilly dress, riding Atsushi around Yokohama, throwing the rice ball's true form on the ground and stomping on it twice, attempting a double suicide with the mackerel and kicking him into the river, sprinkling salt on the slug...
If other people can't think of it, I can do it.
Yokohama: Life is so hard. :(
Theme: The joyous life of a little troublemaker
