Blurb:
--Kill me.
As you wish.
--Won't you die with me?
...No.
--Won't you be sad?
No.
--Of course. You understand me better than anyone, Fyodor.
Goodbye, Dazai.
--Thank you.
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Osamu Dazai, No Longer Human.
I know someone loves me, but I seem to lack the ability to love someone in return.
Fyodor Dostoevsky, White Nights.
Sometimes we are grateful to certain people simply because they are alive alongside us. I am grateful to you because I met you.
Osamu Dazai, No Longer Human.
I want to die. I want to die more and more... I want to die. I have to die. Living can only make me a source of sin.
Fyodor Dostoevsky, Crime and Punishment.
As long as you can live, live, live! Live however you can, just keep living! What a perfectly true principle!
Osamu Dazai, The Setting Sun.
I simply don't understand why I have to keep living. Only those who want to live should go on living.
Fyodor Dostoevsky, The Idiot.
But perhaps you truly believe you're in the wrong because you've been so unfortunate.
Osamu Dazai, The Record of Autumn Winds.
I am Satan. Everyone I fall in love with meets a terrible end.
Fyodor Dostoevsky, The Dream of a Ridiculous Man.
People are unhappy because they don't know they are happy. That's the only reason.
Notes:
1. This story has a silly, comedic tone.
2. The blurb turned out like this because Dazai can't kill himself on Jinjiang, so he can only be killed by someone else...
3. The author who came up with this blurb is either a genius or a goofball.
4. Read at your own risk.
5. This story's pairing: Boss Dazai x Executive Fyodor
Theme: World peace
