Let That Thing Be Great Again

The blurb has been revised. The story is told mainly in third person. I, a master surfer on the 6G internet, transmigrated into DC one day and became a clone. I was named Aionios [Greek for "eternal"]. By the way, my dad is Lex Luthor, the bald guy who picks fights with Superman every other day. I'm a female clone [XX chromosomes] made from Luthor's X chromosome and Superman's X chromosome. To survive, I work diligently, running around and taking the lead in anti-Superman efforts, terrified that Dad Lex might discover I'm from another world. For one reason or another, I work part-time at Titans Tower during the day and go out at night to help Dad with his less-than-legal business. Conner and Tim both say I'm a 24-hour, top-quality daughter. They really get me, as you'd expect from my close friends and family. It would be even better if the three of our names weren't always appearing together in the chaotic Titans Tower fanfiction. Then one day, while attending a speech in support of Luthor's election campaign, I transmigrated again and became an undocumented person in the MCU. Me, wandering under a bridge: Waaaah, Dad, I miss you so much. Tim, I miss you so much [can't help it, they gave me way too much]. The story is mainly about: Luthor's grand persecution saga, the Titans Tower trio's comedy collection (Conner, Tim, and Aini), the villains' comedy collection (lots of lesbian jokes), Superman jokes, broke-person jokes, American jokes, and Aini's journey home. P.S. 1. It's a comedy, so it has no logic and is completely unhinged. 2. The heroine is silly, sweet, and unhinged. Extremely unhinged. 3. Luthor is a redhead in the comics [though he's bald now], so the heroine is a redhead too. 4. Whoever ends up with whom will be decided as I write. I haven't figured it out yet [Important: Dad and big brother are absolutely not a couple, but ship whoever you want]. Theme: Family is power!!