The Princess Conquers the World with Her Bust

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My new novel, "The Scheming Husband's Daily Death Wish," is now open next door!

Rumor has it that the Crown Prince of Chen is a ruthless killer with a face cold as a blade, and that he has no interest in women.

Jiang Yuan is forced into a political marriage with the Crown Prince of Chen.

On their wedding night, she gets blackout drunk and makes a complete fool of herself, humiliating the Crown Prince. Everyone thinks she's done for, but she comes through unscathed.

The next day, while serving tea, she tears into the Imperial Consort and makes her so angry she takes to her bed, leaving everyone convinced Jiang Yuan is done for again. Yet she remains safe and sound.

Later, she accidentally lets the Crown Prince's beloved black eagle fly free. Everyone thinks she's surely finished this time, but when she says she's afraid of eagles, the Crown Prince releases every eagle he owns.

Everyone wonders what makes Princess Taihe so special that the Crown Prince, who supposedly has no interest in women, treats her so differently.

Then one day, the Empress orders the women of the harem to have autumn clothes made, and a measuring cord is wrapped around the young woman's body.

"Waist: one chi and seven cun."

"Hips: three chi and seven cun."

"Bust..." The palace attendant hesitates. "The cord isn't long enough. Get another one."

At once, the mystery that had long perplexed everyone is solved, and all becomes clear. His Highness the Crown Prince is truly blessed with beauty!

Rong Ye: Ahem. What a treasure I've found.

Jiang Yuan marries into Chen, believing she has given up a lifetime of happiness in exchange for peace in her homeland.

Who could have guessed that the Crown Prince of Chen, rumored to have no interest in women and to be impotent, would be completely transformed the moment he met her?

Jiang Yuan: This is a little more than I can handle!

The heroine isn't busty and brainless, and the hero really is devious.

#To keep the peace, she marries into the enemy camp, only to be spoiled rotten by its most powerful man.#

The hero is a God of War, clever and capable. The heroine is the enemy's military strategist, sweet and adorable, with a head full of schemes.

A lighthearted, sweet romance. SC, HE.

An alternate-history setting. No historical nitpicking, please.

"The Scheming Husband's Daily Death Wish" is now open!

After her father is thrown in prison, Yun Jiahe is set up by her stepmother and sent to Zhong Ye, the biggest medicinal herb merchant in Qincheng.

As she loses consciousness, Yun Jiahe knows her life is ruined. But when she wakes, the cold-faced man tells her, "Don't get the wrong idea. Nothing happened between us."

A month later, the young woman can't eat and keeps throwing up. The physician diagnoses her with a pregnancy.

So she runs away without a moment's hesitation, taking the baby with her...

On the first day Zhong Ye arrives in Qincheng, he runs into the willful little girl who used to mock him as a child and left him with countless psychological scars.

He thinks that now he's caught her, he can bully her for the rest of her life to make up for all the emotional trauma she's caused him. But just as he's getting into it, she slips away without a word.

Zhong Ye: "Search the whole country and bring her back!"

Later, as Yun Jiahe's carriage passes through the city gate, the guards are stunned to see her and insist she's the current Crown Princess.

The cold and ruthless man who stands above countless others rushes over in a fury.

But the moment he sees her slightly rounded belly, he deflates like a punctured ball and immediately backs down.

"You already have my child. Are you still holding a grudge?"

"Come on, come back to the palace and marry me. I want to give you... Can't you at least give me a title?"

The man pleads earnestly, but Yun Jiahe only rubs her round belly, looking utterly confused.

"My husband died years ago. Who are you, sir?"

Much later, their chubby little boy clings to his father's eyelid and asks curiously,

"Father, Father, everyone says children are the fruit of their parents' love. Am I the fruit of your love with Mother?"

Zhong Ye glances guiltily at Yun Jiahe, dozing on the couch nearby. When she's not paying attention, he whispers, "Your mother and I love each other very much, of course you're the fruit of our love."

The little boy says, "Oh," then looks puzzled as he rolls up his father's sleeve, revealing patches of purple bruises on the inside of his arm.

"Then when Mother pinches you and you cry out in pain, you like that too?"

Zhong Ye pats his son's head and says mysteriously, "That's a husband-and-wife thing. You're too young to understand."

Little Bun's diary: Father always says Mother loves him and can't live without him. He even rubs their romance in my face on purpose. He thinks I'm too young to understand, but I want to tell him: stop lying to yourself and wake up. You're the one who loves her more and can't live without her!

#A groveling husband wins back his wife, in a lighthearted sweet romance.#

Theme: What you hear may be false; seeing is believing, and only time reveals a true heart!