A Day in the Life of a Homeroom Teacher to an Immortal's Second-Generation Heir

This novel was originally titled "A Poor Student Can't Ascend to Immortality by Day" and "You Can't Become an Immortal If You Don't Study Well." Kui Dou Xingjun, who oversees the great fortune of examinations, has descended to the mortal realm to undergo a trial, and the Heavenly Realm's education system has ground to a halt! The gods all turn around and kick their little ones down to the mortal realm, one after another. "The teachers have all gone down there, and those little brats are still messing around in Heaven!" "Get down there and study!" By then, Song Xiaokui has already completed her trial at lightning speed and is about to ascend back to the Heavenly Realm, when the Heavenly Venerable says: "Xingjun, everyone else has sent their children over. Put in a little more effort and teach them before you come back. It'll count toward your merit, double." Song Xiaokui does the math. Merit to be earned... All right. So Song Xiaokui doesn't return to the Heavenly Realm. Instead, she becomes the homeroom teacher for the worst-performing class at a high school. On her first day at work, Teacher Song looks at the students of every kind who have gathered in her class and smiles. "Students, as you all know, the Heavenly Realm's new rules say that poor students can't ascend to immortality." At this rate, you might not even be able to get back there. At first: The little troublemakers: "Hahahaha, is she talking about Peach? Ascending to immortality? Has she lost her mind?" Later: The good kids: "Teacher! There's so little homework today. Have you given up on me? Am I not worthy of doing the homework you assign? Am I not worthy of answering the questions you set? I refuse to accept this! QAQ" The parents watching from the Heavenly Realm: "Teacher Song, if the brats don't listen, just beat them!" "Xingjun, I'm entrusting my kid to you!" "Teacher Song, when my child returns to the Heavenly Realm, what should they put down for their university preferences? Tianhua University or Tianbei? Saint Stanford in the west is pretty good too..." Later on, the parents see a certain school doctor constantly trying to curry favor with Teacher Song, and they all fly into a rage! "How dare a mere mortal set his sights on Xingjun!" "Teacher Song is a treasure of the Heavenly Realm! Give her back!" The school doctor takes off his secret identity and reveals his true form as the Ziwei Emperor. "Shut up! If it weren't for you, would my wife be so busy she couldn't come home?" A hilarious story about an exceptional immortal teacher and a bunch of goofy students. P.S. There are many characters, and it leans toward an ensemble cast. Growing up is the main plot, with romance as a side story. The couple is a short-tempered immortal teacher x a straight male school doctor. Please add my upcoming novel to your favorites: "My Cultivation Partner Was Matched Through an App" Guan Qingning transmigrates into a cultivation novel as the cannon-fodder senior sister. The only way to return to the modern world is through the Primordial Secret Realm, but the secret realm discriminates against singles. It can only be opened by two people whose "hearts are in sync"! Guan Qingning has a headache. She takes out her "golden finger," the Heavenly Dao App, to give it a try. She logs in, then posts a group-buying request: "Seeking one cultivation partner to clear a dungeon. Mutual benefit, win-win. Once we're out, we go our separate ways." "Requirements: tall, quiet, not clingy. I can't cook, so I hope you can." "Message me: Looking for a CP, you are the one." The moment she posts it, she receives an application to join the group. Guan Qingning: ?? There really is someone! Yin Fang, master of Kunwu Palace and the greatest sword cultivator in all of Shenzhou, is the person who has come closest to the divine realm in the past hundred years. He is only one "opportunity" away from ascending. But this "opportunity" also discriminates against singles! One day, a "ding-dong" suddenly sounds in his divine consciousness, and a group-buying notification appears. The sword cultivator assesses his own qualifications: acceptable. As for cooking... he can learn. So Palace Master Yin silently taps "Join Group." Before the mission: Guan Qingning: "Sword cultivator, we agreed. This is fake. It's just to finish the mission." Yin Fang: "Of course. Women only affect the speed of my sword." Registering as cultivation partners: Guan Qingning draws blood on the bonding stone. "This is fake, okay!" Yin Fang: "That is precisely what I intend." After leaving the secret realm: Guan Qingning: "The mission is over. Let's split up." Yin Fang: "No. I haven't ascended yet. You're being irresponsible." One night, several years later: Guan Qingning throws a pillow. "When are you finally going to ascend?!" Yin Fang (disapprovingly): "Ningning, don't make a fuss. The child will wake up." Their second child is already two years old, and he's still talking about ascending. What the hell! Being a sword immortal can't beat being a dad! Theme: Educating students according to their individual needs.