Reforming Tragic Stories (Quick Transmigration)

Ye Huai died young without ever meeting the King of Hell, but instead ran into a system for reforming angsty romance novels. The system’s ad was certainly convincing: Abuse, heartbreak, the destruction of an entire clan, none of it is remotely uplifting. To promote positive values, the underworld is deploying a batch of reform systems, dedicated to turning the protagonists of angsty romance novels into upstanding young people. Want to become an underworld civil servant? Want to become a big shot among ghosts? Just click to bind and make it happen! System: Beep beep beep! Congratulations, you are now this system’s fourth reform agent for angsty romance novels. Ye Zhun: Who were the first three? System: The Black Mountain Old Demon, Fahai, and Ma Wencai. Ye Zhun raised an eyebrow. “Oh? Those three didn’t exactly have great endings, as I recall...” * World One: Reforming the Destruction of an Entire Clan The princess of the Western Regions was deceived in love and body by a prince from the Central Plains, and then her entire clan was wiped out. With no hope of revenge and trapped in prison, she was utterly despairing and decided to end her own life. Just then, a voice came from behind her: “Princess, wait!” A handsome man from the Central Plains stood behind her and smiled. “What a waste to die just like this. Don’t you want to look to the future and find a better life?” Later, as rebel flags flew everywhere across the land, the System was left speechless. You were supposed to give the protagonist a positive message, but instead you joined forces with the villain to rebel... Ye Huai: Helping the people resist the oppression of a corrupt ruling class, while letting the heroine beat up the scumbag and get her revenge. How is that not positive? Nothing wrong with it! This is an inspirational story about a young troublemaker who travels to the world of an angsty romance novel and teaches the hero and heroine to give up their love-addled brains, focus on their careers, and work together to build a better society. (Ahem.) World One: Want to fall in love? The kind where your whole clan gets wiped out (Crown Prince of the Central Plains vs. Princess of the Western Regions) World Two: Want to fall in love? The kind where you’re a stand-in (Playboy CEO vs. impoverished college student) World Three: Want to fall in love? The kind where you kill her dad (A vengeful poor boy whose family was destroyed by his snobbish father-in-law vs. a timid, indecisive young lady) Coming soon, a no-CP advance preview: “True Tales of Selling Goods in Haunted Places,” a ridiculous horror infinite-flow story Su Ji, a product streamer who doesn’t believe in ghosts, accidentally falls into a “Haunted Escape Game” during a livestream. And then [Beep! A female ghost is approaching from behind you. Make a choice immediately, ] [A]. Recite the “Core Socialist Values” without missing a single word [B]. Turn around and sing “Little Sister, Sit at the Bow of the Boat” to the ghost [C]. Give the ghost a heartfelt confession lasting at least one minute [D]. Run for your life [Helpful hint: Different choices will lead to different outcomes. Choose carefully.] [The 60-second countdown begins now...] But Su Ji simply turned around, unhurried, and gave the female ghost in front of him a professional smile. “Miss, your skin looks a little rough and dull.” The female ghost: “...Huh? Well, I guess it is.” He silently pulled out a bottle of miracle water. “Want skin as smooth as a peeled egg? Want to look 18 again? SK-II Facial Treatment Essence is just what you need!” System: ??? Is this Host’s occupational disease really that bad? Does he have a death wish? And then the female ghost said, “How much? I’ll take it!” System: !!! Looking at the huge boost in experience points in his account, Su Ji calmly told the System, “I choose E.” Later, a legendary player appeared on the escape game leaderboard. Everyone affectionately called him “Ace Salesman.” #Ace Salesman: There is no product I can’t sell# #Whether human or ghost, your wallet belongs to me# Theme: Leave behind the past that makes you unhappy, and you’ll have a better tomorrow.