Being a Villain Isn't Easy (Quick Transmigration)

As a professional villain, Lu Yu lives a very happy life.

Having absolute power and ruling over the world is just business as usual. Even at his worst, he's still fabulously wealthy, surrounded by treasure. Rare delicacies, fine wine, beautiful jade, and stunning companions are all offered to him freely... There's nothing he can't get, except what he doesn't want.

Even though he always has to willingly let the protagonist kill him to keep the plot on track, he's already enjoyed a lifetime of wealth and glory. What's the big deal if he dies a little early?

Lu Yu: In the next world, I'll be a proper hero again!

But he never expected this:

System: Host! Something's wrong! The protagonist has been killed again!

Lu Yu, furious: Who was it this time?

System: It was the nephew of the friend of the second son of the cousin of the aunt of your high school classmate from your last world. He killed the protagonist to avenge you! The Main System wants you to go back and clean up the mess!

Lu Yu thinks hard: But I really don't know him this time!

System: Host, apparently he's had a crush on you.

Lu Yu: I'm innocent! This is the greatest miscarriage of justice in history!

Meanwhile...

Zhou Dingnan: Once I've avenged you, you'll be able to come back, right...

Lu Yu: ?!

Coming soon: Wish-Granting App

Yuan Bing is a dragon, a useless dragon with no elemental affinity, no magic, and nothing but a rock-hard body that can take a beating.

Because his parents were too combative and even destroyed half a planet, Yuan Bing had to quit school and work for Wish-Granting Universe, the World's Best Company to pay off their debts.

And because he was so useless, he could only take the Wish-Granting App with him to a Level One world, Earth, to develop the business.

At first, Yuan Bing was full of confidence.

[Dear customer, do you have a wish?]

Earthling 1: I want to become the richest person in the world!

Yuan Bing: I have no money. I lost it all, and the company won't give me a loan...

Earthling 2: I want to travel between worlds!

Yuan Bing: I can't use magic...

Earthling 3: I want a System!

Yuan Bing: I haven't graduated yet, so I can't make one. Goodbye...

Later, Yuan Bing finally got his first customer.

[I want to attend my daughter's parent-teacher meeting. I wish someone could work my shift for half a day...]

Yuan Bing: Me! I'll do it! I'm super strong!

And so Yuan Bing fulfilled his first wish: half a day hauling bricks at a construction site, RMB +100, Wish Coins +10.

Heroes rise from humble beginnings. One day, I'll grant every wish on Earth! Traveling between worlds, getting a System... I'll even get you a spaceship!

When Xiao Chi first saw Yuan Bing, one was sitting in a luxury car in immaculate clothes, while the other crouched by the side of the road, covered in dust.

His grandmother's voice came through the phone: "Xiao Chi, the fortune-teller said you'll have a run-in with a bad person this year! You need to do ninety-nine good deeds to stay safe..."

At the time, Xiao Chi thought only that the kid was pitiful, working all day and not even willing to buy himself a steamed bun.

So he got out and bought him a meal.

[Ding! You have a new wish on your list.]

[I hope he likes this food.]

Yuan Bing: I do! I love it!

Reading notes:

1. Shou protagonist, paired with Xiao Chi. They're each other's first love.

2. The protagonist starts out weak, with only immense strength. He'll gradually grow, and eventually become super, super powerful! Yes, this is a wish-fulfillment story.

3. A story about helping others together and changing the world together. When you give someone a rose, some of its fragrance stays on your hands.

Theme: Your fate is in your own hands.