(Mainly Bungou Stray Dogs) What Is This Damn System?!

After being forced to be reborn, Qian Chang got a System that was full of lewd remarks and constantly ran its mouth.

System: Quick! Go for it! Once you've done it, he'll be yours!

Qian Chang stared in despair at the fierce little guy pinning him down. In his heart, he shouted at the System: Why don't you demonstrate it first?! Didn't you say I was the toughest person in the world? Why is some random boy from the roadside stronger than me?

System: Oh, come on! The world's easiest person to get screwed, shortened to the world's toughest, sounds fine to me!

Qian Chang: ...I've got one thing to say to you, and I have to say it!

Theme: Writing practice