Jiang Suiyun, the head of an immortal sect and the greatest sword cultivator under heaven, dies and unexpectedly finds his soul inside a male-lead-focused, angsty cultivation romance novel. A baffling System tells him that he must save the shou protagonist, who was unlucky in love and endured endless torment, or else suffer a terrible death at the hands of the protagonist after he turns evil.
Jiang Suiyun isn't worried at all: As long as I treat him well, everything will work out.
Jiang, the man with the perfect plan, Suiyun confidently saves the wrong person and leaves with the original story's cannon-fodder villain.
The shou protagonist, left behind: Wait, what?!
Watching his disciple become more and more promising each day, Jiang Suiyun smiles in satisfaction.
Until Si Tongchen blocks him in a corner, furious. "Master, do you only think of me as your disciple?!"
Jiang Suiyun: "??? What else could you be?"
Si Tongchen finally loses patience and kisses him. "I want to be your man!"
The refined sect leader: "Did you ask me before deciding to be his man?"
The rakish senior brother: "If I don't sleep with my master, I'll die with regrets."
The ancient demon god: "Human, you smell delicious."
Jiang Suiyun: "Go fight somewhere else. Don't distract me while I'm watching my disciple, thanks."
One day, the System informs Jiang Suiyun that the protagonist has turned evil again.
Jiang Suiyun looks at Si Tongchen, who's nestled at his side, obediently shelling lotus seeds, and is a little puzzled. "He seems fine. He hasn't turned evil."
System: "Boss, you're so young. How did you go blind?"
Si Tongchen knows he's a madman, doomed to live with resentment and die in madness.
But in that filthy place, he met a beam of light.
Suddenly, he no longer wanted to die.
1. Clingy, lovesick beauty gong x cold, aloof Immortal Venerable shou
2. The shou starts out strong and only gets stronger. He's a total heartthrob, trapped in a love triangle without realizing it.
3. The gong and shou dote on each other. The romance follows the author's usual principle: a hundred years of sweet moments.
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Upcoming Story 1: The Useless, Sickly Beauty Senior Brother Is Number One Under Heaven
Retired ghost emissary Shi Changxi has an accident during reincarnation and winds up in a cultivation novel as the male lead's useless, sickly senior brother, whose only redeeming quality is his looks. He pines for his cannon-fodder fiance, does one foolish thing after another, and becomes a laughingstock of the immortal world. He has no idea he's just a disposable substitute. To cure his chronic illness, he covets his junior brother's innate spiritual bones and persecutes the male lead, Xie Mian, at every turn. In the end, he gets his face peeled off and dies horribly.
Shi Changxi opens his eyes just as his fiance's letter breaking off their engagement arrives: My Dao companion can't be a useless person who can't even advance past Qi Refining. Our engagement is over.
Shi Changxi: Is cultivating no fun, or is making money no fun? Get married? What's that? Can you eat it?
His fiance is shocked to find that the useless Shi seems to have become a different person overnight. He slays evil spirits, subdues vengeful ghosts, and repels foreign enemies. His frail body can't hide his astonishing talent. He lives well and even picks up a beauty from the demon clan. No, wait... he picks up a junior brother.
Cannon-fodder fiance: "For the sake of our childhood friendship, could you give me another chance?"
Xie Mian, picked up from the demon clan: "I don't think so."
Later, people discover that Shi Changxi really is a useless person who can't advance past Qi Refining. But this useless man can tear a Nascent Soul grandmaster apart with his bare hands and trample a great cultivator at the Deification stage.
Later still, young Xie Mian asks, a little confused, "Senior Brother, you always say there's no need to demand too much from life, and that a couple of small dishes and a pot of warm wine are enough. You say it's fun to watch the important people take turns onstage. So why are you so eager to show off your talents?"
Shi Changxi: "Junior Brother, do you know what you have to do before you can enjoy a drink and watch the show in peace?"
Xie Mian: "Warm the wine?"
A long, slender finger gently taps his forehead. The useless man renowned across the immortal world smiles. "Of course... first, become the greatest under heaven."
Cold, reserved, unhinged gong x sickly beauty shou who specializes in putting every rebel in their place
Upcoming Story 2: No Dog-Food at the Haunted House
Twenty years ago, an ancient tomb of unknown age was unearthed on Huai Jiang Mountain in Fengcheng. An archaeological team recovered a blood-jade seal from inside. That very night, everyone who had entered the tomb died mysteriously. Twenty years later, a group of paranormal livestreamers explore the tomb, triggering a corpse reanimation. Every victim bears a mysterious blood-red sigil.
A procession of ghosts by night, a blood-red wedding dress, a gilded infant corpse... One eerie murder after another comes to light. The ominous blood-jade seal seems never to have left people's sight.
Sheng Baiyu, the field team leader from the Special Species Inspection Bureau, is ordered to investigate. He discovers that every clue points to a puppeteer of unknown origin.
That puppeteer... is so damn handsome!
Later, the Special Species Inspection Bureau's paranormal investigations start looking like this:
A famous fortune-teller is found dead at home.
Sheng Baiyu: "Mr. Qi, can you tell fortunes?"
Qi Wuduan: "I know a little."
Sheng Baiyu: "I've been feeling like something's missing lately. Could you take a look?"
Qi Wuduan: "I can tell that your fate is missing me."
A cat demon in heat attacks an apartment building full of single women.
Sheng Baiyu: "Master, can I be your cat?"
Qi Wuduan: "My cat has to be neutered."
Special Species Inspection Bureau agents and all manner of demons and ghosts: No dog-food at the haunted house!
A paranormal cop who can handle any kind of flashy supernatural nonsense gong x an alluring, wicked, cold-hearted sorcerer shou
Theme: Respect teachers and protect the people
Wow wow wow it's really good. Let life and poetry intertwine and stay together in the fireworks of the world, plain but sweet. Wow wow wow, it's so beautiful, I'm so lucky to have such a sweetheart.
Senior Brother Fu, are there any good things in your spirit bag that you can take out and show to everyone? (
Guy: My eyes are rulers
Xiao Si, he has no future, he is obviously a fool to death.
Abba Abba, I've been watching a lot of manga recently, and I feel like this episode has a strong Japanese manga flavor.
It's so pretty. I love it so much.
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
My mother, I'm really so counter-intuitive. She says the most outrageous words and does the most outrageous things!
It would have been great if Duanmuhan had gone back together with them. He could still be brothers with them and wouldn't have to suffer so much.
Love it, love it. I really like this couple. It makes me healthy. What other new articles does the author have?