Notice of leave: I haven't updated in ages because I started working and also have to take care of my child, so I haven't had much time.
Starting this month, I'll gradually resume updating and continue until the story is finished.
I'm taking a break for now. Thanks for understanding.
VIP serialization begins July 25, 2020. Chapters 29 to 46 will be retroactively locked. One-time VIP update of 10,000 words (just kidding). I hope all the ladies who enjoy it will show your support.
Blurb: Eight generations of poor peasants in the family, and I transmigrate straight into the empress's seat?
This transmigration is pretty great!
But what if her original body's husband is the short-lived, immoral Emperor Zhengde, Zhu Houzhao, nicknamed the "lecherous, incompetent ruler"?
Never mind that he found her a bunch of "sisters". His feelings for her can be summed up in four words: absolutely none!
So Xia Jinyan decides to disguise herself as a palace maid and sneak out of the palace on a dark and stormy night. Wouldn't it be great to leave with a fortune and become a rich, beautiful woman?
And so, at the Daming Gate, she meets the love of her life, the head of the Eastern Depot!
The Male Lead's Story: Handsome and dashing, Zhu Houzhao has all the world at his feet. He'd rather steal a widow than stay with the dull, boring young Empress Xia, so even on their wedding night, he gambles and drinks instead of consummating the marriage with her.
Later, disguised as the head of the Eastern Depot, he falls in love with a lively, adorable palace maid.
Later still, he hears that the maid's surname is Xia!
P.S. On another dark and stormy night, Zhu Houzhao knocks softly on the bedroom door of Kunning Palace. "Your Majesty, why not choose me tonight?"
Xia Jinyan: Where are my sisters?
Zhu Houzhao: They're gone!
Xia Jinyan: Where are your big cats?
Zhu Houzhao: I released them!
Xia Jinyan: What about your luxurious palace full of leopards?
Zhu Houzhao: I tore it down and sold the timber so the people could build houses!
Years later, a court historian compiling the history of the Ming Dynasty looks troubled. "Why is Emperor Wuzong different from the rumors? Weren't he supposed to be lecherous, incompetent, and short-lived? How did everything change?!"
Coming soon, 1: Wanli's Dog Princess.
Xue Jinxun has served in the imperial city for three years, and he always sees Princess Shouning strutting past him with her nose in the air. Then one day, the princess stops ignoring him. If he says east, she never goes west. If he says to kill a duck, she never kills a chicken!
This is terrifying! Can I even do my job properly anymore? Your Highness, don't you feel guilty about tormenting your subordinate like this?
There's nothing she can do. She's ill! She can't help it!
In her previous life, Shouning was so furious with her husband that she died, and then she became Xue Jingxun's dog! Whenever she sees Xue Jingxun, she can't help acting like a dog. What is she supposed to do?
2: My Wife Can Solve Cases and Beat Me Up
Blurb: Li Junhan, a criminal profiler, transmigrates to the Zhengtong era. Her father, who teaches at the Imperial College, has gone missing, and her husband has cheated on her with his cousin and driven her out of the house. To survive and find her father, Li Junhan returns to her old profession, assumes another identity, and becomes a member of the Embroidered Uniform Guard.
With her sharp mind and tracking skills, she can unravel a case from the offhand remarks of others. Blessed with extraordinary talent, Li Junhan makes a name for herself in the ancient world's criminal investigation circles. Who cares that she was once a divorced wife?
The Male Lead's Story: Xu Lang, the second son of the Duke of Dingguo, is proud, noble, and peerless. He only wants a charming wife who's opinionated, independent, and beautiful, so when his father arranges another engagement for him, he absolutely refuses to accept it.
That is, until he meets his colleague, Li Junhan, the North Depot's gifted case-solver. He wants to announce to the whole world that he's found the love of his life.
Wait, Miss Li, why does the handwriting on this divorce letter look so familiar?!
3: After I Died, I Opened a Clinic Next to Meng Po's House
After Gao Ren dies, he calls on relatives for help and opens a clinic next to his in-laws' home. His regular customer is Liu Bang, naturally because Xiang Yu keeps beating him up. Gao Ren thinks he'll make a fortune by stocking two tubes of bruise ointment.
Then one day, Liang Shanbo shows up.
Gao Ren: "Didn't you turn into a butterfly? How can you still get lovesick?!"
Liang Shanbo: "Yingtai learned how to use the internet, and now everyone supports her and Ma Wencai!"
Gao Ren: "..."
Feiyan wants to gain weight, Yuhuan wants to slim down... The corpulent Zhu Gaochi has diabetes...
With more and more customers arriving, I'm almost running out of time to treat them all. Haha!
Theme: Striving for a harmonious married life
The idea at the beginning of this book is quite good, but it seems that the text may have been interrupted a few times. It can be seen that the author has no concept of rhythm, and probably has no outline. He writes a little bit as he thinks about it, and finally manages to finish it, but overall it feels like it has started but ended. Just, how should I put it, I felt lonely after watching it... And this is really a good idea to open up the mind, but the horse-falling part, which is supposed to be the peak of the plot, is handled very blandly, and the emotional line is not handled very well... I feel it is a pity, this beginning is really good.
Help, the Queen Mother is declared insane and locked up so that everyone can live in peace and that will be the end of it. How could the Queen Mother act so crazy for a junior whom she had never met before? Her own father might not be that upset. These people were just trying to lose face, and that would be enough to make things easier for them. It is estimated that only her own mother would be truly sad. And Xiao Zhu, this guy doesn't tell the heroine clearly what his plans are. How could the heroine not think randomly...
It's so talented to use the death of the Queen Mother as the finale hahh I want to see the sequels of later generations, but I still have more to say.
There are so many typos. Why is Yang Houzhao the next chapter?
Congratulations on the completion, spread flowers~
Although I'm not happy, let's finish spreading flowers~
What a charlatan!!!!!
Seriously, will these two Zaizai have a Zaizai in the end?
Oh boy, it's been updated!
I have been waiting for you to come back. I know that you have regained your feelings now, and I will continue to support you. You don't have to rush. When you have inspiration, just write more. If you don't have inspiration, just let it go. I won't rush you.