[Pre-release: "I'm Serious About Taking Down Scumbags [Quick Transmigration]" and "After Coming Down the Mountain, I Got Rich with Metaphysics." Scroll down for the blurbs.]
[My new novel, "The Days I Was Spoiled by My Esports Team," is now live. Come check it out~]
* As a girl, have you ever fantasized about being able to fly through the sky and burrow underground, capable of anything?
* Have you wanted to sweep through everything, take on anyone who disagrees, and never back down?
* Have you ever dreamed of being a Mary Sue who excels at both brains and brawn and is invincible?
* Have you ever dreamed of becoming a domineering CEO, irresistible to men and women alike, rich and charming yet devoted?
* If so, this is the one for you!
Our goal is the ultimate Mary Sue! Tom Sue! Sue, Sue, Sue!
The golden finger is sooo huge~~ The thrills will break through the heavens and shatter the sky!
What's wrong with indulging in a fantasy?! Even a couch potato can have dreams~
Pre-release: "I'm Serious About Taking Down Scumbags [Quick Transmigration]"
* Face-slapping, stress relief, and satisfying wish fulfillment.
One-sentence synopsis: To deal with scumbags, grab them by their weakest point. Ruin their reputations, take their money, and make them crawl on the ground in tears, begging to call me Daddy. Getting back together after a breakup? Not happening :)
[Scumbags aren't just lousy men. The term refers to anyone who's an idiot with something wrong in their head.]
World One: [Happy School Days] Senior year of high school, where an underachiever turns things around.
World Two: [A Legend in Showbiz] A secret wife from the start, taking revenge on a scumbag man.
World Three: [I'm Not Supporting My Brother] Break free from a family that favors boys over girls, thrive on your own, and reach the peak of life.
World Four: [Writing Is Defying Heaven] A screenwriter's face-slapping path to revenge after being plagiarized.
World Five: [The Fake Heiress's Ambition] Swapped back overnight, she falls from the clouds, suffers a vicious backlash, then returns in dazzling fashion.
World Six: [Esports] A fallen team, a king's return.
World Seven: [I'm the Best at Live-Streamed Auditions] A spacefaring live stream, with a group from a junk planet making their debut as the center.
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Scumbag-Taking-Down System Forum:
[Ever since Big Shot Yan left, nobody's clearing the missions in the Premium section! They're piled up like a mountain! We're about to run out of room!! Someone brave, please go ask Big Shot to come back orz]
1L: I heard Big Shot is taking a break in a vacation world.
2L: Newbie question: Why is Big Shot such a big shot?
3L: Well... when we take down scumbags, we usually use a redemption approach, a reform approach, or a gradual approach. But Big Shot is different. She goes straight for the heart.
4L: Send Big Shot's humanoid AI instead!!
Pre-release: "After Coming Down the Mountain, I Got Rich with Metaphysics"
* Before coming down the mountain, Wubai thought making money was difficult. After coming down, she realized just how wrong she had been.
[Question: What does it feel like to inherit a Taoist temple?]
Wubai: Thanks for the question. You suddenly realize that no matter how high your cultivation is, you still have to eat, and the temple is so poor there's barely anything to eat. That's bad enough, but inheriting the temple also comes with several little ones who are crying to be fed...
Wubai: That's enough from me. I need to go down the mountain and get a Taoist priest's license so I can take jobs and scrape by.
On her way down the mountain to take the certification exam, carrying the ancestral broken sword passed down by her sect, Wubai runs into a runaway ghost. While catching it
She loses control of her strength and kicks a hole in the ceiling of a wealthy family's home.
Homeowner: You look dirt poor, so I'll give you a discount. Pay me 300 million.
Wubai: ???
Wubai: !!!
Wubai's legs tremble, and she nearly drops to her knees on the spot. Then she thinks of the poor little ones at the temple.
She'll do it!!
To pay off her debt, Wubai takes on a haunted-house job that is said to have left countless powerful Taoist priests helpless.
Fellow practitioners: Wubai? Who's that? What kind of nobody crawled out of nowhere?
In front of everyone, Wubai brings her sword down once, and the evil ghost vanishes into dust. With that one battle, she becomes famous, and money comes pouring in.
Wubai: Huh? Is making money this easy?!
Fellow practitioners: ...So annoying!
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The rice jar at Lingyun Temple is completely empty, and the leader who went out to make money still hasn't come back.
The disciples, who have lived in seclusion for years, all come down the mountain to look for their leader.
This makes the Songhai City Daily especially lively
[What the heck! A long-haired man in Songhai City just brought a person who died suddenly back to life!]
[Holy crap! Someone jumped off the top of the 101 Building and landed without a scratch!]
[Whoa!! The animals at the Songhai City Zoo went on a rampage, all because of one mysterious woman's words!]
Reporter: What brings you to Songhai City?
Oddballs: Our rice jar at home is empty. We've come to find Senior Brother/Master/Senior Martial Uncle/Junior Martial Brother/our leader, Wubai.
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Lingyun Temple, hidden from the world for a hundred years and said to be home to Taoist masters throughout the entire sect, suddenly opens its doors to the public.
The visitors who came out of admiration are shocked to discover that its leader is none other than Wubai, the woman who's thrown the entire Taoist community into chaos!
Look at the temple's founder statue, made entirely of pure gold, those lost talismans, and that pile of magical treasures stacked in a corner like junk.
Fellow practitioners: Weren't you supposed to be poor?!
You're obviously rolling in money!
Couple: The "broke loser" who can kick a hole in a roof and terrifies ghosts x the rich, unlucky guy whose roof was kicked in, who's afraid of ghosts but attracts them
Theme: A life of hard work