The Ultimate Love Battle Chronicle

If you love stories about princesses and princes, please move along.

If you love stories about ugly girls and princes, please go away.

If you love Cinderella-and-prince stories, click the red X in the top right corner... This story is full of outrageous drama, a little angst, and a rather silly heroine, but it still has plenty of laughs.

She isn't ugly, she's beautiful. He isn't a prince, he's a knight.

He isn't a good man, and she isn't someone to mess with.

Are you ready? The show is about to begin...