Name: The Mermaid Princess Is a Player
Author: A Night That Loves to Drift

Synopsis

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Transmigrating into a mermaid was a wonderful thing for Lilia. One day the Prince of Dolphins from the North Sea would court her, the next the Shark Prince would chase after her and beg her to marry him. Even the sea serpent prince beneath her hand would whimper and plead to be cuddled. Life couldn't be more comfortable.

Those wonderful days lasted until Lilia found a naked human prince, interrupting her blissful life surrounded by admirers!

System 007: No bad endings! We firmly uphold brainless, sugary children's literature! This System has been scattered across various parallel worlds to find the most beautiful mermaids, so we can fulfill children's lovely dream of "the mermaid princess and prince living happily ever after"! Mermaid princess, work hard to marry the prince! Fail, and you can die right away~

Lilia: ...

Bonus Scene

Lilia: Mmm mmm mmm mmm mmm mmm mmm! (Translation: Marry me and I'll give you dozens of chests of crystals and pearls! After we're married, you can disappear from both land and sea!)

Norn: I know you like me, but I'm sorry, I can only turn you down for now.

That day, Norn watched Lilia cry so hard she flooded the castle's fountains.

Later, Norn never imagined that the girl who had loved him so desperately would be happily basking in the breeze from the window on the first day of their marriage: Finally, I can get a divorce. I've been putting up with this forever!

Norn: ?

Mermaid queen Lilia x human prince who is super gentle at first, then turns completely ruthless

Medieval setting

Content warnings:

1. Please don't nitpick historical details.

2. The characters' values and behavior aren't the author's.

3. No personal attacks. I'll fire right back.

4. Don't argue. If you do, you win.

"Seventy-Two Ways to Pursue You"

Synopsis: Ten years ago, Yuan Qiu was cornered in an alley, had his pants pulled down, and was extorted for a thousand yuan.

He thought it was just another unlucky day caused by failing to check the almanac, but then a girl fell from the sky.

She picked up his figurine for him and smiled with gentle warmth. "Don't be sad. Your Haruhi is right here."

That night, a new help post appeared on a popular relationship forum: I'm 180 cm tall and weigh 180 jin. How do I pursue the girl I like?

1L: OP, you're as round as a ball. You need to exercise and lose weight!

Yuan Qiu: Oh! Lose weight!

2L: Women are all terrible. They only care about money and never give you their true feelings!

Yuan Qiu: Got it! I need money too!

3L: OP, isn't watching anime and playing games more fun? Once you're dating, she'll unplug your internet!

Yuan Qiu: Right, I have to quit gaming too!

After graduating from college, Li Xiaomin joined a company with a 996 schedule, working overtime every day and living like a donkey. Then one day, the company got a new boss. He had an amazing figure and a handsome face, but he was so cold it was like someone owed him millions.

Then Li Xiaomin's life began to change. On cold days, a steaming cup of milk tea would appear on her desk. When she worked late, she would receive a midnight snack...

Every day, Li Xiaomin was on edge, afraid a stalker was following her. She threw away the Tuan Tuan takeout that had been showing up from who-knows-where for a whole week. Then one day she was so hungry that she finally tried it and discovered... Huh, this is actually delicious.

That night, Yuan Qiu, who had been secretly watching her, struggled to suppress his grin and carefully wrote a note: Today's garlic shrimp, she really liked it.

Content warning: A sweet modern romance about two people healing each other. The male lead starts out fat and gloomy, then changes completely.

If any of you are reading "Jujutsu Kaisen," here's a recommendation for a friend's danmei novel. It's top-tier stuff, absolutely delicious~

Synopsis:

Inumaki really likes his noisy but adorable online girlfriend.

But he botched their first meeting.

Not only did he get a "We're breaking up" from her, but because of his own circumstances, he couldn't refuse or explain himself for the time being.

And then, staring at the pitch-black cursed spirit perched on the cute girl's shoulder, he narrowed his eyes, decisively pulled down his high collar, and said, "Get lost."

Then he added, "Die."

But when he tried to explain, all he could say was, "Dried bonito."

Inumaki: "..."

Every time Inumaki thinks it's all over, his noisy girlfriend reacts in the most unexpected way.

Aoki Haruka hugs him with a pitiful look and tries to bargain.

"The ground is so dirty."

"I'll jump off a building right now."

Inumaki: ...

Panda later interviewed the two of them: How do you manage to act exactly like a couple even after breaking up?

Inumaki: Kelp.

Aoki Haruka: Labels don't matter! What matters is having fun together and getting straight to the part where I push Toge down [beep, ]

Inumaki: Shut up.