[The main story is complete, so enjoy it without worry!]
[There’s a new book coming soon in my author’s column, launching in October: A Guide to Scamming the Entertainment Industry [Sweet, Satisfying, and Goofy] (original title: Fraudulent Sentence). I’ll open it once my first book is complete! The blurb is below! If you like it, please add it to your favorites!]
A flirtatious gong who loves pretending to be a fool and never takes anything seriously × a polite shou who actually holds a grudge and always gets even
"Psst, have you heard about that competition?"
"What competition?"
"A competition that can cost you your life."
In the year 9500, machines have replaced nearly every job in the world, and human lifespans have become practically endless. In this dull world, the rich invented a mandatory competition for everyone to relieve their boredom: The Great Romance.
The competition is a battle of wits in love. Using advanced AI calculations, each participant is matched with one highly compatible partner after another. Both participants know the other is an emotional trap, but must still make the other fall for them. Whoever falls in love will be doomed.
When soulmates meet, they no longer fall in love. Instead, they do everything they can to kill each other.
Jiang Ai: "What’s wrong with loving me, little contestant?"
Ji Chen: "If loving you means being doomed, then I’ve already been through it once. Why should I fear a second time, my senior?"
They are plotting an earth-shaking romance, one that will drag the other into hell.
Do you think they’re really that serious?
Jiang Ai: "I just read your fortune. I’ll be in your bed today."
Ji Chen: "Get lost."
Battle One: Vanishing Without a Trace (a world where sleeping is forbidden and speech is restricted) (complete)
Battle Two: The Truth Is a Lie (exploring the mental world) (complete)
Battle Three: Mourning with the World (ABO) (complete)
Battle Four: Springtime in Our Hometown (reality and the past alternate, modern and ancient ABO) (complete)
Battle Five: Love Is Forbidden to Everyone (complete)
#A Guide to Using Little Peach Branch#
1. Strong leads, HE, unconventional infinite flow [Updates daily at 6:00 or 9:00 p.m. Expected to finish at the end of August].
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2. Side couple: the pyramid’s number-one alluring and domineering red rose × the chaste-by-nature, mixed-race archbishop who is the chief examiner (GB)
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3. Plot-driven. You won’t be able to guess the plot right away. There are lots of little details, and you can investigate the story alongside the protagonists like a detective.
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4. The biggest plot twist is that there are no plot twists. Almost all your guesses will be wrong, but don’t worry. The story will explain everything soon enough.
5. Though the novel has a serious tone, little jokes pop up throughout and quickly make it lighthearted. The main couple is hilarious and sweet, and the side couple is adorable too! Any angst is quickly balanced out with sweetness! A perfect mix of sweet and bitter!
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6. There’s another upcoming novel in my author’s column, I Fed Three Lifetimes of Love to the Dogs! If you like it, please add it to your favorites!
Upcoming novel blurb:
Xie Yange has known since childhood that he was destined for a romance spanning three lifetimes. But so what? He still has eyes only for the bald monk in Great Compassion Temple.
The proud, stubborn former demon monk, now night watchman, who’s excellent at housework gong × the flirtatious, frivolous, men-and-women-loving mad Taoist who performs spirit rituals shou (childhood friends)
Kong Nianyuan: "I’m a monk."
Xie Yange: "But you’ve returned to secular life."
Kong Nianyuan: "I like women."
Xie Yange: "I can dress up as a woman."
Kong Nianyuan: "I’m a pure top."
Xie Yange: "I…" (gritting his teeth) "I can be a bottom for love."
Then one day, a handsome god in white appeared before him and told him he was the lover with whom Xie Yange had shared three lifetimes of entanglement and passionate love.
Xie Yange: "I don’t care who I’m destined to love for three lifetimes. I only want this life with you."
Xie Yange: "Let whoever wants to have three lifetimes of love have it. I’ll be a bottom for love. I just want the bald monk, thanks."
Tired of stories about love across three lifetimes? Try looking at it from another angle! Cherish the person right in front of you!
Tired of the usual xianxia tropes? This story breaks the mold and will surprise you!
"I am myself, a free soul made up of my past experiences and memories, the values they have shaped, and the thoughts born of those values. I have nothing to do with my past or future lives. I am simply the one and only me, here and now."
Side couple: the chivalrous, carefree, proud young woman destined to become empress, Qing Luan × the cold, straight-laced genius young dragon god who has no worldly warmth (one-sided love at first sight, GB)
"One glance, and I was willing to fall from the heavens, becoming the lowliest of your followers, offering you all the beauty of this world as fireworks to delight others."
Theme: When love becomes a game of wits, even the winner loses.
La la la la! I am the author Xiao Taozhi, hello everyone! There will be extra chapters that I will write after I finish my graduation matters in the middle of the year, and there will also be new articles. I will publish them after I finish saving the originals, which will probably be around June. Thank you for your likes, little darlings. Taozhi has always felt that he is not good, so he is practicing hard! I hope to give you a better reading experience!
I've finished reading it. Teacher Moozhi is so strong.
Finished spreading flowers! Nice!
Great! ! ! Blowing! Congratulations on the completion/! /!
Get the tissues ready. As long as I don't lose my CP, I can still fight!
"Peach blossoms naturally grow on branches and should not fall into the mud." This is such a wonderful sentence.
Damn, I think there's a story. Taozhi's world view is so awesome. I finally finished the exam and read the article.
Is that thin man Lin Ruoqing? ? Because his hair was covered by a black cloak, he looked like a man, and he was also thin. But I'm a little sad that the examiner doesn't know Shen Chen and the others? I guess Ruo Qing and his dad will be reunited soon, and I'm actually a little excited! Gou Ai is still the same Gou Ai, no shame, hahaha, he admits that he is a bastard
Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Grass, okay, understand, it will survive.
Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Damn it, when I saw him talking, I pressed down the hand that drew the sword.
La la la la! I am the author Xiao Taozhi, hello everyone! There will be extra chapters that I will write after I finish my graduation matters in the middle of the year, and there will also be new articles. I will publish them after I finish saving the originals, which will probably be around June. Thank you for your likes, little darlings. Taozhi has always felt that he is not good, so he is practicing hard! I hope to give you a better reading experience!
I've finished reading it. Teacher Moozhi is so strong.
Finished spreading flowers! Nice!
Great! ! ! Blowing! Congratulations on the completion/! /!
Get the tissues ready. As long as I don't lose my CP, I can still fight!
"Peach blossoms naturally grow on branches and should not fall into the mud." This is such a wonderful sentence.
Damn, I think there's a story. Taozhi's world view is so awesome. I finally finished the exam and read the article.
Is that thin man Lin Ruoqing? ? Because his hair was covered by a black cloak, he looked like a man, and he was also thin. But I'm a little sad that the examiner doesn't know Shen Chen and the others? I guess Ruo Qing and his dad will be reunited soon, and I'm actually a little excited! Gou Ai is still the same Gou Ai, no shame, hahaha, he admits that he is a bastard
Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Grass, okay, understand, it will survive. Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Damn it, when I saw him talking, I pressed down the hand that drew the sword.