Armored Soldier: This young lady looks nice. I could take her back to continue the family line.
Noble Slave: Even with a face like this, someone still wants me?
Armored Soldier: ...You're not a young lady.
Noble Slave: ...Did you mistake me for someone else?
Armored Soldier: Never mind, back to the slave camp with you.
Noble Slave: Please... I can wash clothes, and I can learn to cook. Let me stay here for a while.
Armored Soldier: I guess that could work. You can stay for now, but you'll have to leave once I get a wife.
Armored Soldier: Wife, my mother is still hoping I'll carry on the family line from down below. What should I do?
Noble Slave: The Yu family line ends with me, too. What do you have to say about that?
Armored Soldier: Oh.
Noble Slave: There, don't be upset.
Armored Soldier: Then give me a kiss, wife.
Noble Slave: Mwah.
Armored Soldier: You're the best, wife. I want to...
Noble Slave: ...No, it's daytime.
Armored Soldier: Wifeyyy...
Noble Slave: ... (sighs)
Armored Soldier: You're the best, wife!
Theme: A wild idea
Urgent update, the author hasn't written the introduction yet.