Blurb 1:
At one Ballon d'Or ceremony, Kaka, Messi, and Cristiano Ronaldo run into each other.
"Come to think of it, when I was teammates with Xavier, he was always ruffling my hair..." Messi complains quietly.
"Really?" Kaka says with a smile. "When he was my teammate, he preferred hugging me."
Cristiano looks a little confused. "Doesn't he like pinching people's cheeks best?"
A moment later, they all take out their phones.
"Xavier, what do you do to the teammate you like best?"
Xavier Xiao looks at the sweet French boy standing in front of him.
"I put my arm around him and play Fortnite."
Nearby, Neymar, who has been eavesdropping, says furiously, "Which teammate do you like best, anyway?!"
Blurb 2:
"I once had a teammate who was my lover," Guti says.
"What a coincidence! I once had a teammate who was my lover too," Raul says excitedly.
They leave, satisfied, each thinking the other's lover is Redondo or Morientes.
"I used to be lovers with one of my teammates," Inzaghi tells Vieri.
"Oh, was it Xavier?" Big Bobo says warmly. "I think the three of us could have fun together. We'd get along great."
"This is so strange," Totti says on the phone to Del Piero. "That Englishman flirts with the entire Italian team. Is he really that charming?"
"He's young," Del Piero says languidly.
"All right," Totti says, then hangs up.
Beside him, Xavier toys with the Wolf King's beautiful blond hair and rests his chin in the crook of his neck, smiling tenderly.
Theme: Seduce the entire football world.
