The Tyrant's Beloved Little Palace Maid

Coming soon: A Handbook for Raising the Crown Princess. Please add it to your collection! Blurb: Emperor Wei Qing is sinister and cunning, and often disguises himself as various palace servants to secretly observe the people. One day, while disguised as a eunuch, he gets pursued by a young palace maid from the Laundry Bureau. The petite, soft-hearted maid is always acting cute and sweet-talks him: "Little eunuch, you're so handsome. Can I give you a hug?" Wei Qing scowls. "You dare? I'll rip your arm off." Then the maid kisses him. Wei Qing: "You'd even kiss a eunuch?" The maid comforts him. "It's okay, don't feel inferior. I don't mind. Let me be your partner. I'll make sure everyone in the Laundry Bureau knows your clothes are mine to take care of." The maid is adorable. At first Wei Qing only had his eye on her head, then he became addicted to her kisses, and later, he wanted her for himself. One day, Shuang Luo discovers Wei Qing's secret and rushes to him with all her belongings. "Run! If people find out you're a fake eunuch, they'll forcibly castrate you." Wei Qing: "Before they castrate me, let me kiss you one more time!" Shuang Luo gets into trouble and needs a eunuch to ward off bad luck. When she meets Wei Qing, she thinks: This little eunuch is kind and handsome. I'm definitely going to win him over! Later, Shuang Luo discovers that Wei Qing is a fake eunuch. More than anger, she's afraid, so she sends her sweetheart running in the middle of the night. He kisses her, and three months later, her belly is showing. Everyone gleefully waits to see Shuang Luo make a fool of herself, but instead, they see the emperor pull her into his arms and threaten them coldly: "Looking for death? How dare you gossip about my empress!" Note: Both are each other's first, happy ending, one-on-one, healing, silly little palace maid x dramatic, deranged emperor. The original title was Those Times the Dog Emperor Pretended to Be a Eunuch. Only the title has changed; everything else is the same. ------ Coming soon in my author page: A Handbook for Raising the Crown Princess Wei Miao, the beloved daughter of a duke's mansion, is as adorable as a little snowball, though she has a slight stutter. When she is five, someone claims she is a fake heiress, and she is sent to the countryside to be raised. Life in the countryside is far worse. The servants mistreat her, her monthly allowance is stolen, and she can barely get enough to eat. She's hungry every day. A young man lives across the street. He looks like an immortal, and he's gentle and kind. Every mealtime, the delicious aroma of food from his home wafts for miles, and Wei Miao longs for a taste. One day, too hungry to hold back, she takes her little rice bowl and knocks on the neighbor's door, asking timidly, "C-can I come to your house to eat? Just one... one bowl." After that day, Wei Miao often shamelessly drops by the neighbor's house for meals. The young man never minds, and even kindly asks, "How many bowls would Shui Shui like today?" There are tales about the Crown Prince everywhere. They say he's violent and will turn you into a human-skin lantern if you so much as make a mistake. Wei Miao sighs. "I heard the Crown Prince doesn't like to eat, and won't let his servants eat their fill either. The people serving him must have it so hard." The young man nods as he feeds her. "Mm, they really do." Wei Miao: "If I insult him, will he hear me? He'll have my head!" The young man pinches her chubby cheek. "He wouldn't have the heart to." Spring turns to autumn, and Wei Miao grows into a young woman who must return to the capital to marry. She has always thought the young man was an unlucky scholar who kept failing the exams, and that at his age, still single, he would probably never find a wife. Grateful for his kindness, Wei Miao says, "Don't worry. I'll work hard to earn money and help you find a wife." The young man smiles warmly. "It's a promise." Until the day of the palace banquet, when Wei Miao accompanies the Duchess into the palace. The Crown Prince arrives, and everyone falls silent, kneeling. Wei Miao sneaks a glance up and meets a pair of smiling eyes. To her astonishment, the Crown Prince looks exactly like the young man. The man smiles and reaches out to her. "Shui Shui, come here." Everyone thinks that since the fake heiress Wei Miao was sent to the countryside, she must have either been tormented to death or grown into a crude country girl. But at the palace banquet, the young woman is stunningly beautiful, quiet, and graceful. The Crown Prince, whose moods are unpredictable and who is always cold to everyone, picks up a pastry and personally holds it out to Wei Miao. "Open your mouth." You've been mooching food and drink for so long. It's time to become my Crown Princess. Theme: Keep a brave and passionate heart, and you'll find happiness in the end.