Western Crossover: Why Should a Villain Like Me Save the World???

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A true retired villain: calm, easygoing, knows how to enjoy life, and full of energy.

Just look at Oslana. Who knows how old she is, yet she still looks so young.

A certain 188-centimeter soldier looks troubled. "Hey, kid, I don't want to hit a child."

A certain 185-centimeter tin man thinks it over seriously. "Are you really an adult? I mean... are you malnourished?"

A certain 175-centimeter doctor smiles kindly. "Kid, it's okay. You'll still grow taller."

A certain 170-centimeter beauty arches an eyebrow. "Since when did we start taking in minors?"

Oslana looks up at the towering crowd and keeps smiling amiably.

#StandingAmongTheSuperheroesMakesMeLookLikeAGraben

#ButIActuallyCouldBeTheirDad

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As a retired villain, Oslana has always thought she was behaving herself perfectly...

Until the nth time she finds herself fleeing, feeling the wind flip up her fake bangs for the nth time and reveal her hairline yet again.

#Isn'tRetirementGreat

#WhyDoesSheHaveToSaveTheWorld

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She feels like she's waiting for something.

As her mind is tormented, when she seems happy and yet somehow isn't, when she struggles all alone...

At the moment everything broken is stitched back together, she sees it.

She's finally found it.

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· The story rotates through various cities. The pairing is with Captain America. There are three storylines: the romance with him, the Avengers storyline, and the heroine's personal storyline. They get roughly equal focus. The heroine's personal storyline starts out fairly separate, then merges with the other two later. If you don't like it, please leave.

· The heroine isn't all-powerful. She has flaws, can be a little unhinged, and is pretty short, though she'll grow taller later. She's also younger than Captain America. She's always either running away or getting ready to run away. She has absolutely no interest in dutifully saving the world; she just wants to find somewhere to retire in peace... I mean, live a healthy life. If you don't like it, please leave.

· There is a lot of OOC characterization, and the story contains many original headcanons. The timeline has been changed. The heroine's storyline includes elements from a horror game spin-off and contains a fair amount of horror. If you don't like it, please leave.

· Every chapter has foreshadowing from the very first one, because the author loves foreshadowing. Feel free to ask if anything confuses you, though I probably won't answer, because I don't want to spoil anything and ruin the foreshadowing. When I do want to explain something, I'll go into as much detail as I can in the author's notes. I really enjoy doing that. If you don't like it, please leave.

· Do not plagiarize or steal any original plot or setting. If I find out, I'll call you out in the comments and report you. If you spot anything, please let me know. Thanks for your cooperation. If you don't like it, please leave.

· I don't want to list too many warnings, because that would mean too many spoilers. Please don't say things like "I hate the heroine" or "I hate so-and-so." If you don't like it, please leave on your own and don't spoil the reading experience for others. Thanks for your cooperation.

· Please check the author's notes from time to time. Thanks for your cooperation.

Theme: The blurb may sound rebellious, but the story itself is righteous.