
The Drama Queen Couple Lost Their Cover Today
戏精恋人今天掉马了
by Orange Cat (橙子猫)
- Status
- Completed
- Length
- 292k Words
- Genre
- Romance
- Era
- Modern Era
- Updated
- 4y ago
- Source
- JJWXC
Synopsis
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Comedic version of the blurb:
Tao Man is a billionaire heiress who, through a twist of fate, meets a construction worker.
Impressed by his extraordinary talent, unwavering resolve, grace, and refinement, she falls for him.
Lu Huan is a trillionaire heir who, by a stroke of luck, meets a home-textile designer.
Struck by her peerless beauty, resilience, gentleness, and kindness, he falls for her.
They find that they share the same interests and are deeply in love, so naturally, they get together.
Their life is modest, but Tao Man firmly believes that if they keep working hard, their fortunes will turn around.
Their life is rough, but Lu Huan is certain that with relentless effort, hardship will give way to joy.
So they work tirelessly for the future they hope to build together.
Until one day...an investor trying to sell a piece of land runs into the two toughest buyers in history.
One has grand ambitions and plans to buy a whole building.
The other is full of swagger and is planning to buy an island.
The two prospective buyers refuse to yield, fighting tooth and nail.
As the two big shots are about to come to blows, the desperate investor rushes to get them to negotiate face-to-face.
And so, in the long glow of sunset, just before dusk,
Tao Man roars up in a Maserati, while Lu Huan pilots his private jet.
The two make a spectacularly unexpected encounter on a deserted road.
Tao Man cracks her little whip. "Well, well, a construction worker?"
Lu Huan twirls his nunchucks. "Oh, a home-textile designer?"
Official blurb:
Tao Man is set up by her cousin Xia Ruxuan, and their fake friendship finally falls apart.
One rainy night, Tao Man accidentally learns that Xia Ruxuan likes a construction worker, but he cruelly rejected her.
The person you couldn't get treats me like a goddess. Every time you see me, you'll be sick with envy.
Secretly delighted, Tao Man decides to win over the construction worker.
That day, Tao Man sees the man standing out among a group of filthy construction workers, looking exceptionally otherworldly. Her heart jolts. Unable to tell what she's feeling, she tries harder than ever to flirt with a man for the very first time...
When Xia Ruxuan learns that Tao Man is dating a construction worker, she smugly leads a group of fair-weather friends in mocking Tao Man.
"That plastic necklace around your neck was a gift from your poor boyfriend, right? Only you would treasure something like that."
Tao Man also thinks her boyfriend is poor.
Until one day, a friend tells her that the purple diamond necklace around her neck is worth a hundred million.
That's when she learns that her boyfriend is incredibly rich, even richer than she is.
A stunning, bold, elegant, independent young woman VS a sexy, flirtatious, unconventional heartthrob
Reader's guide:
1. 1v1, both are virgins, and it's sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet.
2. The business details draw on professional books and online sources. Don't take them too seriously, but feel free to point out any issues.
Coming soon: Moon by the Clouds
Opens in March. A sweet, healing romance. Please add it to your collections.
Beautiful, independent curator VS aloof, reclusive artist with a possessive streak
After a scheme goes wrong, Lu Yumian is dumped by Cheng Xiwei, who sends her to stay at his "ugly" uncle's house.
That night, drunk, she accidentally opens a door that has been shut for years.
The next day, she flees in a panic and breaks up with Cheng Xiwei.
Lighting a cigarette, Cheng Xiwei flashes a roguish smile. "Congratulations. Overnight, you went from a sparrow to a phoenix."
After tossing the ninety-nine pink, cringeworthy love letters he gave her into a little stove, Lu Yumian turns back with a smile. "Congratulations to you, too. I hope you and my stepsister have a wonderful life together."
Through the drifting smoke, Cheng Xiwei's smile deepens. "It's nice that we're still family!"
He taps the ash from his cigarette and, unconcerned, watches her climb into a stretch Rolls-Royce with her suitcase. He doesn't notice the smile she can barely suppress after closing the car door.
It was all part of her plan to turn his scheme against him.
Some time later, Cheng Xiwei regrets it and sends Lu Yumian a message.
Yumian, leave that ugly man and come back to me.
When the unfamiliar text arrives, Lu Yumian is standing by a white railing, hemmed in by Cheng Qihan.
"Why won't you see me?"
"Because I'm afraid I might never see you again."
"Why did you help me?"
"Because I don't want you to be bullied."
"What about now?" White foam laps at her jade-like feet. She glances at the message with a casual smile.
Amid the salty sea air, Cheng Qihan finally gives in and gently touches her face. Pressing his forehead to hers, he says breathlessly, "Because I'm afraid you'll leave."
Looking at this man, rumored to be as ugly as a monster but actually so beautiful he seems demonic, Lu Yumian smiles and hooks an arm around his neck. Their ragged breaths are swallowed by wave after wave.
Afterward, Cheng Qihan still solemnly replies to the messages that keep coming from the other side.
What am I supposed to do? I'm hopelessly in love with her.
*I lie dormant in the depths of winter's dark night, waiting for the flower of the next dawn, so that our century may bloom in all its glory.
A few notes:
1. Both are virgins, both are each other's first love, and the ending is HE. A sweet, healing romance. The male lead secretly loves and takes what he wants. The second male lead gets his comeuppance. There are dramatic tropes, melodrama, and satisfying face-slapping. A dream-making machine; the plot serves the story.
2. Contains invented details and is not based on real people. All information comes from the internet and other sources.
Theme: Promote Chinese-style home textiles and create a better life.
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My eyes are rulers hahaha, I predict current events
"Baocheng" is a big thorn in the side of the author~ Bao Orange
2022.03.15
I don't know why this article itself is not embarrassing, but the projection in my life memories is so embarrassing that I slapped my legs while reading the article.
Maybe I was too shameless and accidentally touched someone's feet. Wouldn't it be better if I just left? She also blushed, a little too shy. Unless you are ambiguous or have a good impression of the man, you will be shy about such small details. If you don't have feelings for the man, you probably won't react so much. I've encountered this kind of situation. Usually I just move my feet away generously, and then nothing happens. Maybe I'm too straight.
Damn, I'll give you the advance copy. Is the male protagonist named Cheng Yizhi?
"Spreading rumors and deceiving" is a big bug for the author~ bluffing
The smell of Liriodendron tulipifera... So what does it smell like? I remember that Liriodendron tulipifera flowers are a bit smelly, so... The male protagonist is smelly??
"Ripe" is a big bug for the author~
"Sleep in Pajamas" is a big thorn in the side of the author~ bleary-eyed