Rising star Takeuchi Teruya works hard and diligently, but while filming, he overworks himself and suddenly develops a problem with his eyes, forcing the production to halt.
Doctor: This doesn't seem like an illness. Let me ask a ninja about it.
Takeuchi Teruya, utterly baffled: ?
A few days later, his manager says: This is a bit sudden, but it seems we've found your clan.
Takeuchi Teruya, a war orphan: ...I have relatives?!
They're called clan members, but they're only distantly related. Surely we just need to meet and go through the motions.
...Holy crap, why is everyone in my clan so good-looking?
Uchiha Teruya, won over: I have a bold idea.
The idea is just like the title.
It should still be goofy. The timeline will probably have some bugs. I can't make sense of it anymore.
There probably won't be a pairing. We'll see.
Theme: The Uchiha's Beauty Technique is the best in the world.
