[Crossover: Bungo Stray Dogs] Useless at Everything, Number One at Flirting

*Updates whenever inspiration strikes. Please don't rush me. [Blurb 1] Yokohama Daily: Shocking! A defector from the Port Mafia has done this to a beauty! Is this the collapse of human nature or the degradation of morality!? Beauty Kazama: Thanks for asking. The culprit is in my bed and still hasn't gotten up. The Holy Grail of Humanity: Now, Kazama, how heartless of you to toss me aside after using me~ Kazama: Stares-- [Blurb 2] Kazama Ji wakes up in another world and panics. Kazama Ji: "I'm just a delicate musician." And so... He becomes the young master of the Port Mafia, lures someone from the Armed Detective Agency next door into his schemes, swindles money from the Special Division for Unusual Powers, and takes down the Decay of the Angel's lair... On top of that, he makes the Port Mafia's conscience dress in women's clothes, threatens the elementary school detective into dancing, and forces a certain Blue King to perform a comedy routine on the street with the Red King... The people who've been victimized: "Stay away from me!" Kazama Ji flicks his long hair and clutches his heart like Xi Shi. "What's wrong with you all? Did I do something wrong?" Everyone blushes. "No! We're the ones at fault!" *The protagonist is a beauty who doesn't know it, irresistible without even trying, and not very good at controlling his expressions. *First-person narration with a snarky inner monologue, calm on the outside. *Warning: Oda Sakunosuke survives. *The protagonist is a descendant of Nuwa, a true femme fatale. *Pairing: Dazai, with both partners taking turns on top. Theme: A practice piece QAQ