Please Show Some Respect for the NPC Profession

Chi Jing accidentally drowned while saving a child who had fallen into the water. He thought that was the end of his life. But when he opened his eyes, he found himself in an infinite-flow survival game called "Scream Game," and he had become an NPC in the game?! Scream System: [Your task is simple: play a spirit and scare the players. Earn Scream Points, which can be exchanged for anything.] [You can even come back to life.] Chi Jing: "No problem. Leave it to me!" But why had he not scared anyone, and why did every player want to be with him? Instance One: The Ghost Bride Players: "The bride is so beautiful. I could turn my nightmares into sweet dreams~" Chi Jing: "That kind of service isn't available. No dates." Instance Two: The Grim Reaper Players: "The way that handsome guy swings his scythe has stolen my heart!!!" Chi Jing: "Aren't you supposed to be running from the Grim Reaper? Why are you all rushing to your deaths!" Instance Three: The Succubus Players: "Look at me! Come on, seduce me!!!" Chi Jing: ...I'm exhausted. Player One: "That female NPC in the instance was so pretty. I want to marry her (blush)." Player Two: "You mean the Grim Reaper swinging the scythe? He's so handsome!!! Handsome guy, marry me!!!" Duan Shu: Hit list +∞ Chi Jing: You just can't figure out what players are thinking. ·Upbeat, universally adored top × Dark, obsessive, unhinged, fun-loving bottom Chi Jing × Duan Shu ·The top will cross-dress, be treated as a girl, and be called someone's wife by the bottom. Please don't flame the story if that's not your thing. ·An alternate universe. All conditions are made up by the author, and the instances draw inspiration from systems such as Lovecraftian horror. ·One-on-one, happy ending, lots of sweet fluff. ·I'm terrible at writing blurbs. I'll revise it when I think of something. Theme: Hard work is the key to defying fate.