The Big Shot Is Telling Me Stories Again

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Rui Bing transmigrated into an apocalypse novel and became the short-lived mother who was only there to give the male lead the motivation to grow stronger.

She also unexpectedly bound herself to a "storybook System." Every time she listened to a story, she could randomly gain a skill. Once she collected a hundred stories, she could trade them for a wish and return to the real world.

She had barely transmigrated when she found herself facing a zombie horde about to break down the door, and the male lead as a child, slurping instant noodles with an innocent look on his face.

Expressionless, Rui Bing walked over to the child's father, who was badly injured and near death. "Hey, if you're not dead, tell me a story."

The child's eyes sparkled. "Yay! Noodles and a story!"

The child's father: "..."

Is this woman crazy?

As the zombies charged toward them, Rui Bing's face darkened as she roared, "Get your damn story out, now!!!"

The child's father: "...?"

This woman is seriously unwell.

At the last moment, the good little boy shot up his hand. "Mommy, I'll tell one! The Tortoise and the Hare!"

[Ding... Congratulations, Host. You have collected your first story: The Tortoise and the Hare, as Told by a Good Little Boy.

Skill acquired: Genius Track.

Skill description: On the track of genius, no matter how hard everyone else tries, they will always fall just a little short.]

Rui Bing grabbed the two of them and ran, activating the skill as she went.

On the genius track, even the zombies, who were trying their hardest, always fell just a little short of catching the three of them...

The zombies: "..."

So frustrating!

The child's father: "???"

What a legend!

Later on...

The child's father: "Bingbing, come here! I'll tell you a story!"

Blurb revised on 2020/5/12. Screenshot saved.

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I Went Viral After Binding a Fluffy Self-Rescue System

Xuan Rong is the perfect example of a wealthy society wife. She's beautiful, has a great figure, and is so gentle and elegant that every man dreams of her.

Who knew that when she woke up one morning, she'd discover she was the doomed female supporting character in an entertainment-industry novel, about to die in a sudden car accident and make way for the heroine?

Xuan Rong: "..."

At this critical moment, a fluffy self-rescue System fell from the sky and hit her on the head.

[Ding! Congratulations, Host, on adopting your first fluffy companion: a Garfield cat who has never been held by its owner. Self-rescue mission activated: take the cat's place and let its owner, your husband, Ruan Yi, rub its belly for ten minutes. Reward: one extra day of life!]

Xuan Rong, who had been married for six months before learning that her bargain husband was afraid of women: "…"

At first

Someone on Zhihu: What's it like to transmigrate into a short-lived female supporting character whose life depends on her husband, when her husband is afraid of women?

Xuan Rong: Thanks for asking! I just figured out what's going on and am working hard to save myself.jpg

Six months later

Someone asks: Are you still alive?

Xuan Rong, legs trembling: I've got plenty of time left. It's just a little hard on my legs, and my back, too...

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The Easygoing Heiress Doesn't Want to Be Famous

In her previous life, Sang Lili was a triple-crown Best Actress. Just after winning the first grand slam of her career, she unexpectedly transmigrated into an entertainment-industry novel and became a villainous female supporting character with a mountain of scandals.

She was also about to be brutally killed by the heroine's obsessive fan, who would gouge out her eyes and poison her for picking a fight with the heroine.

Sang Lili: "..."

Fortunately, the character had a secret identity: she was the long-lost biological daughter of a billionaire.

After working hard all her life, Sang Lili had no desire to keep striving. She quit the industry and went to find the billionaire. Isn't inheriting a fortune of billions much better?

From then on, Sang Lili became lazy and carefree.

Talent shows

While everyone else sang and danced, looking heavenly and beautiful,

Sang Lili wrapped herself in a military overcoat, sipping tea and watching the show...

Quiz shows

While everyone else frantically memorized their notes and crammed at the last minute,

Sang Lili offered each of them delicious desserts. "I've heard too much brainwork can cause low blood sugar. Have some sweets to recharge..."

Then she became famous.

Meanwhile, the original heroine, who had once helped the billionaire find his daughter and eased the pain of losing her, gritted her teeth as she checked Sang Lili's trending topics every day.

Why hasn't she died yet?

Wasn't I supposed to be the one who eased his pain over losing his daughter?

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I Conquer the Entertainment Industry by Flaunting My Wealth

Qin Miao accidentally transmigrated into an entertainment-industry novel as a scandal-ridden, useless beauty.

The character was so poor her home was bare, and she was about to be blacklisted for offending a powerful figure in the industry. The day Qin Miao arrived, she also found a deaf-mute kid who would be a burden to her.

Worse still, she learned she had only three days to live.

At this critical moment, a [Wealth-Flaunting Self-Rescue System] fell from the sky and hit her on the head.

[Ding! Congratulations, Host, on binding the Wealth-Flaunting Self-Rescue System. Successfully flaunt your wealth within the next twenty-four hours and collect at least one hundred points of amazement to complete the binding and activate self-rescue.]

Looking around at her empty home, where the only valuable thing was a bed worth a thousand yuan, Qin Miao fell into deep thought.

She held up her phone, snapped a selfie with the bed, and posted: [I say I'm flaunting my wealth. Do you believe me?]

Then she calmly put down her phone, closed her eyes, and waited to die.

Instead of death, a notification arrived: "Wealth flaunting successful."

Qin Miao: "???"

From then on, she embarked on a wildly creative path of flaunting her wealth...

and grew more and more popular.

At last, as she walked onto the stage to accept the Best Actress Grand Slam award with her burden in tow,

Qin Miao panicked and turned to flee. "Wait, System, aren't you being a little reckless? This dress was forged by my burden!"

Her burden pinned her against the wall, voice low and pleasing to the ear. "Sorry. You've been flaunting me for so long. Don't I deserve a little interest?"

Qin Miao: "???!!!"

Theme: No matter how desperate your circumstances, stay positive and optimistic