Next book is "The Whole Village Can Hear My Voice [Seventy Years]", please collect it~
Lin Chuqi, who has just turned five years old, is bound to the divine calculation system. As long as she touches someone, she can see their future animation.
Although this was magical and fun, Lin Chuqi was not happy because she found out that her father's predictions were all wrong!
Lin Zizhen, the liar's father, said to his guests with great eloquence: "Your face will be rosy as soon as you look at it, and you will be blessed with wealth..."
Lin Chuqi kept tugging on her father's sleeves to remind him, "Dad, you said it wrong."
Lin Zizhen handed her a dollar and said, "Let's play while dad makes money. Let's buy some candied haws."
With tears in her eyes, Lin Chuqi collected the money and caught up with the guest on her short legs, "My dad was just lying. If you go home now, your legs will be broken. If you go home two minutes later, you can save your legs."
Two days later, the customer arrived at the booth in a wheelchair carrying a banner with the words "Master, you are truly amazing."
Dad Lin Zizhen took the banner and smiled happily, "You are too polite."
Unexpectedly, the guest grabbed the banner and handed it to Lin Chuqi, who was only five years old, with both hands. "Little Master, your prediction is really accurate. How about you give me another prediction?"
Lin Zizhen:......
Later, Lin Chuqi became a famous little fortune teller, and there was an endless stream of people who came to her for fortune telling every day.
Lin Chuqi touched the guest's hand and said, "You are going to die tonight. Your eyes will be gouged out, your neck will be hung, and your tongue will stick out so long. It's so scary."
Lin Zizhen covered her mouth, "You can't speak so directly."
Lin Chuqi took out ten yuan and gave it to him, "Let's play while I make money. I'll use it to buy bubble gum."
Lin Zizhen:......
When the work was about to end, Lin Chuqi said to the last customer: "Uncle, you have killed thirteen people. You like to collect their eyes and then hang the bodies high..."
Lin Zizhen picked up his daughter and ran away, "Don't say anything, my dear, let's run quickly, we will find a serial murderer."
A real liar father and a real god tell fortunes for his daughter.
The copywriting for the next book titled "The Whole Village Can Hear My Voice" is here~~
After Jiangyu was bound to the melon-eating system, he was told that he still had two hours to live.
In order to save herself, she had to go out to find melons to earn melon coins.
As soon as she went out, she met a mean neighbor, who was angry with her, "The big girl finally went out? When are you planning to get married?"
Jiang Yu's time is precious now, and he is too lazy to talk to stupid people, so he opens the door to his mean neighbor: "Ha, you two made the kang collapse last night?" Really getting stronger with age!
Hidden in the kang hole is a confession letter written by Uncle Qiao from the end of the village to you!
Amidst the roar of laughter, the neighbor's face turned red and he ran away.
The subject of the scandal would look askance at people when he saw her, and would be narcissistic and say, "Give up, I won't fall in love with you."
Jiang Yu didn't have time to explain, so he just took advantage of him: [Hey, you thought you were so noble, stealing all your money and being used as a licking dog, and licking three of them at the same time?
The face of the scandal target changed drastically, and his mother blew his head off on the spot.
The plastic sister introduced her to a second-married man, "I am doing this for your own good. It would be great if you can find someone willing to marry you."
Jiang Yukaigua: [These sisters have been cheating on each other for a long time, and their children are all married to men from their second marriage.
[The second-married man is still a domestic violence man. Sister, you have a bit of a strong taste.
[No, you wanted to break up with your second-married man, so you thought of passing the blame to me? !
The faces of the husbands of the plastic sisters kept changing, and the couple performed a full-scale martial arts show. Finally, the husband said: "Divorce."
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She didn't know that her voice could be heard by everyone, so she was confused when she looked at the villagers who greeted her with smiles every day and sent things from time to time.
Until one day she ate melon on herself.
[The new secretary has taken a liking to me? Come to my house and offer to be my son-in-law? Did my parents agree?
No, when did this happen? Don't you want to ask for my personal opinion?
Purpose: Be an honest person
I Changed the Script and Made Everyone Successful [Puishu]