The new article "The Fortune Teller Sets Up a Stall to Get Rich [Ninety]" has been published, please add it to your collection~
Cui Qing has been unlucky and sinister since she was a child. After graduating, she became an undertaker in a private funeral home for three years.
One day she received an offer from the underworld. She had just finished complaining to netizens for fun, when she actually saw a ghost that night.
A mysterious young man suddenly appeared in front of her and said, "Pan Cui, I'm here to take you to the underworld to join the army."
Cui Qing tremblingly found the offer and read it carefully.
Salary: 10,000 coins during the internship period, a ghost house, and you will become a full-time employee immediately after your death.
Cui Qing:! ! Whose good person is paid with a net worth of coins?
Good news, she finally got into the workforce.
Bad news, it's the fabrication of the underworld.
Copy of the new article "The fortune teller sets up a stall to get rich [90]":
Lin Chuqi, who has just turned five years old, is bound to a divine arithmetic system. As long as she touches someone, she can see their future.
Although this was magical and fun, Lin Chuqi was not happy because she found out that her father was a liar!
Lin Zizhen, the liar's father, said to his guests with great eloquence: "When you look at it, your face will be rosy and your fortune will be smooth, blah blah blah…"
Lin Chuqi kept tugging on her father's sleeves to remind him, "Dad, you said it wrong."
Lin Zizhen handed her ten yuan and said, "Let's play while dad makes money. Let's buy some candied haws."
With tears in her eyes, Lin Chuqi collected the ten yuan and ran after the guest on her short legs, "My dad was just lying. If you go home now, your legs will be broken. If you go home two minutes later, you can save your legs."
Two days later, the customer arrived at the booth in a wheelchair carrying a banner with the words "Master, you are truly amazing."
Dad Lin Zi took the banner and smiled happily, "You are too polite."
Unexpectedly, the guest grabbed the banner and handed it to Lin Chuqi, who was only five years old, with both hands. "Little Master, your prediction is really accurate. How about you give me another prediction?"
Lin Zizhen:......
Later, Lin Chuqi became a famous little fortune teller, and there was an endless stream of people who came to her for fortune telling every day.
Lin Chuqi touched the guest's hand and said, "You are going to die tonight. Your eyes will be gouged out, your neck will be hung, and your tongue will stick out so long. It's so scary."
Lin Zizhen covered her mouth, "You can't speak so directly."
Lin Chuqi took out ten yuan and gave it to him, "Let's play while I make some money, daughter, so I can use it to buy bubble gum."
Lin Zizhen:......
When the work was about to end, Lin Chuqi said to the last customer: "Uncle, you have killed thirteen people. You like to collect their eyes and then hang the bodies high..."
Lin Zizhen picked up his daughter and ran away, "Don't say anything, my dear, let's run quickly, we will find a serial murderer."
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