Also known as The Hilarious Daily Life of a Father and Daughter from the Mystic Arts Sect
A thousand years ago, four-year-old Chi Miaomiao was sealed inside a jar as a sacrifice.
After being trapped for a thousand years, she devoured evil spirits and burst out of the jar, ready to cause a stir in the human world and rise to the top of ghostly society. But just as the little dumpling stepped out of the ruined temple, she was sucked into a burlap sack.
Her five-minute trip to the human world ended just like that. The stinky Taoist priest had actually exorcised her.
Many years later, Chi Miaomiao was reborn as the biological daughter of the thirty-eighth-generation successor of the stinky Taoist priest. She was separated from her family and didn’t find her real father until she was four.
On the day she was welcomed back into the family, Chi Miaomiao clutched an empty bowl and cried all night. "Wahh, can I please not have this poor, unreliable dad?"
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Everyone in the world of mysticism knew that Chi Zhengzhen, the thirty-eighth-generation head of Moyun Temple, was useless at reading faces, fortune-telling, catching ghosts, and drawing talismans.
Yet years later, he became a famous modern-day master of mysticism.
On a celebrity interview show, the host asked, "Master, could you share the secret of your success with everyone?"
Chi Zhengzhen kissed the cheek of the four-year-old little dumpling. "I have to thank my biological daughter."
The little dumpling wiped away his spit with a look of disgust.
Netizens said: Awww, she’s too cute!
The everyday life of a father and daughter.
One day, villagers from the foot of the mountain came for help, saying their home was haunted by a thousand-year-old evil spirit.
The temple master went down the mountain to catch the demon, but returned to the temple in tears less than half a day later.
Chi Zhengzhen: "Sweetie, your dad was bullied by an evil spirit. You have to avenge me, sob sob."
Chi Miaomiao: "Hmph! My tummy’s empty. I don’t have the strength to catch ghosts."
Chi Zhengzhen: "If we subdue him, we can have meat for dinner."
Chi Miaomiao picked up her rice bowl, looking fierce in the cutest way. "Let’s get him!"
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On a paranormal TV show, the production team asked the masters to uncover the truth behind a murder.
In front of everyone, Chi Zhengzhen confidently pointed toward the dark old mansion. "There’s only one truth. The culprit is an evil spirit, and I’ve sealed it inside this house."
Chi Miaomiao blinked her innocent big eyes and tugged at her father’s sleeve.
Chi Miaomiao whispered, "Daddy, it’s wrong to lie. The culprit is right there, stuck to your back."
Chi Zhengzhen stiffened, his legs going weak. He could only pretend to be calm. "I-I-I-I knew that already! I didn’t say anything because I was afraid they’d get scared. It was a well-intentioned lie, got it?"
Chi Miaomiao nodded earnestly. "Mm-hmm. Daddy, you’ve finally grown up. I’m so proud of you."
#Dad’s mystic arts are unreliable, and he relies on screaming for help in a fight#
#Four-year-old girl practices mystic arts and eats first, asks questions later#
The hilarious daily life of a father and daughter.
The logic is dead, but it’s fun and satisfying, so just enjoy it.
No romance for minors.
Theme: Satisfying! Thrilling!
