I Shall Arrange a Marriage for You

[New novel: A Showbiz Reunion Romance, Appearing on the Same Variety Show as My Ex-Wife. Please add it to your list! Weibo: @YuyuUpdatesDaily]

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Everyone knew that the number one general of Yong, who struck fear into the hearts of her enemies, was a breathtaking beauty.

And her empress's favorite pastime was arranging marriages for the beauty.

One family after another was struck down, and another marriage arranged...

Even after the beauty rescued her from the brink of death, the empress still leaned close to her ear and chuckled, "You saved me. I'll arrange a marriage for you!"

Empress: General, are you happy?

General: (Expressionless) I couldn't be happier.

Empress: Then why haven't you thanked me?

General: Thank you for your boundless grace, Your Majesty. May your whole family enjoy the same boundless grace.

Empress: I'm all alone. Just thank me.

Only at night, when the beauty pinned her down so she couldn't move, did the empress finally lose her composure under the beauty's repeated questions.

What goes around comes around.

The beauty had a fierce temper and wouldn't fall for her pitiful act. She copied the way the empress strutted around during the day, bit her by the ear, and asked, "Are you still going to arrange a marriage for me?"

A breathtaking, hot-tempered general × A haughty empress with schemes aplenty

A story of a ruler and her subject dancing along the very edge of each other's boundaries.

A dream of imperial glory, an empty name through the ages. Only your gentle grace can ease my lonely heart.

Please add my new showbiz novel to your list: Appearing on the Same Variety Show as My Ex-Wife, a reunion romance.

Chu Pingyan stood at the variety show's launch ceremony, watching with an indifferent expression as the host enthusiastically introduced this season's amateur guests.

Chu Pingyan: ...

This "amateur guest" was none other than Xiao Mogu, a rising business star and the current head of the Xiao Group, as well as Chu Pingyan's good-for-nothing ex-wife, whom she'd just amicably divorced.

Chu Pingyan: "Did the Xiao Group go bankrupt?"

Xiao Mogu: "It's still breathing."

Chu Pingyan: "Really? I thought you came here to earn formula money."

Xiao Mogu: "I'm here because the baby wants to watch."

Chu Pingyan: "Watch what? Watch you make a fool of yourself?"

Xiao Mogu: ...

Actually, I just wanted to see you.

A seemingly honest CEO with a devious streak × A sharp-tongued celebrity with a soft heart

Reader's Guide:

1. Lighthearted reunion romance. A showbiz novel that sails from the Arctic Ocean toward a sea of chaos.

2. A dessert after dinner. No need to think too hard.

3. The daughter popped out of a gap in a machine.

4. The protagonists' names come from: "Along Hengfen Road, the flute and drums once played in solitude; the wild grass is still as ever, spread across the level plain." From "Yanqiu Ci: Asking What Love Is."

A recommendation for two friends' novels: Jiujiu's Boring to the End, and Jiujiuya's Touch My Little Tail.

Theme: Forgetting war invites danger, while warmongering leads to ruin. War is the root of all tragedy. Peace is the most precious thing in the world.