To the tune of "An archenemy is an archenemy, an archenemy won't turn into a wife," Pei Shiming and Lu Changzhao lived happily ever after together.
One day, a Pure Love System descended, and Pei Shiming discovered that he was the official wife in an old-school, melodramatic, sexually explicit novel.
At home, he coldly washed underwear, while his partner used the suds he had worked up to take steamy mandarin-duck baths with the second, third, fourth, fifth, sixth, and seventh bottoms.
Once he realized that the story's all-powerful top, who got up to more than an acrobat troupe, was the sweetheart he'd started dating less than a week ago, he prepared to run for it.
System: If you leave Lu Changzhao, he'll die!
Pei Shiming, without looking back: Oh? Then it seems Heaven has finally opened its eyes.
After thinking it over for two seconds, he gritted his teeth and came back: So he's still a pure-love type with me, right? Why...
System: Because he's insatiable, and you're bad for his stomach.
Pei Shiming: ...
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One day, Lu Changzhao woke up and suddenly discovered that the world he lived in was a steamy, sexually explicit novel, and his role was that of the sleeping husband.
After smashing up the room, he forced himself to calm down.
Lu Changzhao: It's fine, at least I'm the one with the official status :), so why...
System: Because he's insatiable, and you're bad for his stomach.
Lu Changzhao: ?
Lu Changzhao: ??? Are you people even being reasonable? How can someone like me be bad for his stomach?
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Once both of them figured things out, whenever one went out of the other's sight, they would immediately think, "This is bad!"
And so they rapidly upgraded from awkward archenemies-turned-lovers mode to an anxiously attached couple mode.
Meanwhile, both secretly drank bowl after bowl of tonic soup behind the other's back.
Every morning, they'd wake up with unsteady legs and think the other was really something else.
But they couldn't stop drinking the tonic soup. Maybe they should try some traditional medicine to get themselves back in shape.
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1. One-on-one pairing: Lu Changzhao x Pei Shiming. Pure-love fiction about archenemies becoming lovers.
2. Neither the top nor the bottom is insatiable or bad for his stomach. They're both healthy, normal people.
3. A heartthrob x a heartthrob, but not in the traditional sense: each is a heartthrob only in the other's eyes.
Theme: One partner for a lifetime
