Have you ever seen someone propose like this?
"Hey, I've been hacking you for years. You might as well settle for me instead of someone else."
Have you ever seen someone post a lost-and-found notice like this?
"I like a school bully, but he ran away. If you see him, can you tell him to come home?"
"I suspect you're after my looks."
"No, darling, you're overthinking it. I'm just after your airheadedness."
Life is just like my mom's mahjong table: everything is fate.
No matter what tiles you have, you can always make a kong,
just like me and him, with our freakishly cursed fate.
Life is just like my dad's chessboard: everything is strategy.
We've made every move without regret along the way.
The road ahead may be unpredictable, but at least we can see the light of victory.
"Actually, I'm really sad. Even my input method remembers your name, but I can't recreate what you look like. Time has filled my whole being with love. Luckily, in the end, I got what I wished for."
Theme: Perseverance brings victory
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