The Goofball Has a Script That Makes Everyone Love Him

[This was originally a light novel, but I temporarily ran out of ideas, so I've changed it. This notice is to make that clear.]

My name is Heize Zhize. I'm a top-tier talent with a brilliant resume.

Three years of experience managing material recycling on Meteor Street, three years handling employee relations at Varia, and, after turning eighteen, I joined my brother Gin's family business, where I gained another two years of experience selling liquor.

Then, with eight years of work experience under my belt, I was sent to the police academy as an undercover agent.

Heize Zhize: Monthly report. The people worth keeping an eye on this time are A, B, C, and so on. They're all handsome and have tragic pasts. I'll see if I can get them to join the organization.

Gin: All right. How are you going to approach them and invite them?

Heize Zhize: I told each of them I wanted to take him to meet my family. They've all agreed.

Gin: ?

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1. A goofy, charming protagonist, everyone gets a happy ending, no character deaths.

2. Centered on the Police Academy cast, with appearances from Katekyo Hitman Reborn!, Hunter x Hunter, and Bungo Stray Dogs.

3. There are some power-scaling antics. For example, the strongest characters in the Detective Conan setting, the Katekyo Hitman Reborn! setting, and the Hunter x Hunter setting can all fight to a draw.

4. The male lead is Matsuda Jinpei. The male supporting characters will be decided as I go.

Theme: Strive for happiness and bring joy to others.