[Bungo Stray Dogs + Lord of the Mysteries] Mr. Dazai Wants an "Error"

Dazai Osamu, with the ability "No Longer Human" and a personality that's off the charts. With someone's help, he became a Worm of Time. Dazai: Thanks for asking. I'm in Yokohama, and I'm playing my role like a fish in water. Everyone needs a little ideal to strive for... How about becoming an error? Lord of the Mysteries Klein: Pfft! This guy's even more messed up than Amon. What a pain. Blocked. (Runs off with the Marauder Uniqueness.) As Dazai becomes the Worm of Time, the concentration of Dazais in the air skyrockets. Chuuya: Stay away! And so... On the streets, there are kids wearing bandages, women wearing bandages, old people wearing bandages, the famous detective wearing bandages (?), the mafia boss wearing bandages (??)... Dazai: I hereby declare that Yokohama has been taken over by the Dazai family! One Dazai attempts suicide, two Dazais attempt suicide, three Dazais attempt suicide... The Dazais: We are the Dazai Suicide Family! We swear to make our suicides bright, refreshing, and full of energy! Amon adjusts his monocle: Interesting. This could be fun~ His smile slowly widens. Adam silently looks away. It's an eyesore. Anyone mentioned in the blurb might be part of a pairing, or there might be no pairing at all. Feel free to place your bets. Seriously, the Marauder Pathway suits Dazai so well! P.S. OOC warning. Expect all kinds of iconic scenes. Theme: A happy ending for everyone in Lord of the Mysteries