Jian Jie is known as the walking “The Truth Is False.” Every couple she ships breaks up.
Later, she becomes a fan of the second male lead and female lead’s pairing in an entertainment-industry novel.
Later still, she transmigrates into the book as the current wife of the second male lead, He Qiyun.
But that doesn’t stop her from chanting: “He Qiyun should take the lead, and the male lead can get lost.”
When rumors spread that He Qiyun is involved with the female lead, the whole internet waits to laugh at Jian Jie.
But before the PR team can respond, He Qiyun posts a family photo and tags the female lead: “Here’s the proof. She’s my older sister.”
That one word, “sister,” slams the door shut. Jian Jie’s vision goes black as she feels the suffocating despair of watching the real person himself dismantle her ship.
And the big puppy is still fishing for praise: “Honey, this puts an end to any trouble once and for all. Wasn’t that clever?”
Jian Jie clutches her chest: “I thought you were the female lead’s wolf pup. Quick, get the ventilator. Save me.”
*
He Qiyun notices that his wife has been acting strangely lately, grinning foolishly at her phone.
One day, he opens Jian Jie’s saved videos and sees the screen filled with [He Qiyun X Meng Shangyao].
And Jian Jie is always first to declare that the Qimeng ship is real.
Jian Jie: “The church wedding dress is ready, nine yuan and ninety cents. I hope I can sit in the front row when you get married.”
He Qiyun: “Please look at our marriage certificate.”
*
A year and a half earlier
Jian Jie sneered: “Ugly thing.”
He Qiyun scoffed: “What a monster.”
Later
Jian Jie: “Who said He Qiyun was ugly? Let me see what kind of celestial beauty you are.”
He Qiyun: “Sorry, there are too many posts on Weibo. I’ll delete some.”
The commenters at first: “You really think the internet has no memory?”
The commenters later: “Oh no, why is this kind of sweet?”
Theme: Love.
