Netizen Is a Big Black Cat

——I have an online friend. Although when he talks to me online, I always say ten things and he replies once, but I still feel that he cares about me. ——I have a netizen. Although he only replied one sentence out of ten sentences to me, and that sentence still asked whether robbers in the World Bank where I work are illegal, but I know that he is doing this to protect our quality of life in the future. ——I have an online friend, although he... ——Wait a minute, why are you questioning my professional work? I told you that I am a professional in treating schizophrenia. I founded the world's largest hero mutual aid sanatorium... ——I am heartbroken, not because I rely on narcissism to make a living, but he relies on killing people to support his family. But... Blood and Tears asks: How can online dating in different time and space be achieved? Reply from downstairs: No results, I advise the poster to take medicine as soon as possible! Ps: The copywriting is in the first person, and the text is in the third person! Intention: I fell in love with Yi Mi online!