As a member of the Evil God Family, what Ji Hua is best at is eating and eating. One day, his half-sister blew up his nest, and when he woke up, he found that he had become an old man living alone.
In order to regain his youth (crossed out), Ji Hua, who was too lazy to change his shell, created a system for himself, changed his identity, and became his grandson. He also took advantage of the reform and opening up to return to his so-called hometown and became a wealthy returnee in the 1980s.
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The day Ji Hua came back, the whole Honghua Village was in a sensation. Lao Ji's family members, all of whom were originally weird and excellent, straightened their backs and felt particularly proud.
You see, rich overseas relatives, from my family!
Ji Hua:......
Ah, this is what it feels like to kick any dog that passes by!
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①I rely on cards to focus on Chinese civilizationDI: 5766925
One-sentence summary: In the new era of civilizational rift, she single-handedly rewrote five thousand years of glory!
②King of Strong MouthID: 8145971
One sentence introduction: A wise man makes good use of his brain, but a fool only wastes his time.
③[The little widow in the big house, she comes from Miao territory]
One-sentence summary: One-sentence summary: I have been alone for thousands of years, but now I have a baby!
ID:10001064
④Save the Living Daddy [Animal Quick Travel]
ID:9362024
Copywriting: Xuanyuan Goudan'er inherited his family's private zoo that was about to close down. The night before he moved to the zoo, he started to dream.
Xuanyuan Goudan'er in the dream transformed into various extinct animals and embarked on a thrilling and exciting adventure.
At first, Goudan'er thought he was just dreaming, but when the first dream ended, he led the cubs of his race to survive and escape the fate of extinction. After that, he found that all the cubs had come to the real world!
And he seems to have awakened the magical golden finger that communicates with all animals, and can understand what any animal says.
Ah, what else is there to say, roll up your sleeves and just do it, isn't it just traveling through the dream world and saving the living dad! He can do it!
The first short story: The white elves in the Yangtze River, the return of the Baiji dolphins!
The second short story: Ghosts in the desert, cute tigers appear!
The third short story...
PS: The background of the story is 30 centuries later. In the cyber world and mechanical life, a cataclysm occurred at that time, and many animals and plants have become extinct!
⑤[Quickly wear] Today it's time to mourn the graves of our ancestors again
Copywriting: # Useless descendants, today we are here again to cry to our ancestors for salvation#
#Okay, my ancestors will teach you to be a new person#
The ancestor of the Immortal Sect, Mingtian, failed to ascend. After an unknown period of thousands of years after his death, he was suddenly awakened by the sound of his descendants crying at the grave. Seeing his grandson kneeling on the grave and howling, he was so angry that he pretended to be dead from the coffin board on the spot.
Ancestors! The demonic cultivator wants to steal our spiritual veins!
——Deserved it! Did you just realize that the grass on my grave has transformed into a refined form?
Ancestors! Forgot the password to protect the mountain array!
——That's the retribution for your great-grandfather to use the formation chart as a hotpot!
Ancestors! Grandpa's tens of billions of property will be robbed by his illegitimate son!
——Is this the reason why you use your ancestral property to become an internet celebrity?
**The most irritable ancestor in the fast travel world teaches the descendants of losers to be a new person online**
Tips for gloating from the little gods in various worlds: Your Nth generation descendants are committing suicide in various worlds, and are crazy @you to save them!
Many years later, descendants from all worlds have set their ancestral precepts:
Don't throw away your ancestors' things!
The graves of our ancestors cannot be danced with music!
When in danger, call your ancestors first!
"... Did you miss the most important thing?"
Juniors: "What?"
"Don't use the secrets of your ancestors as a foothold on the table!!!"
Food Guide
1. This article is fictitious, please do not take it seriously!
2. Hilarious and fast-paced, the irritable ancestor takes care of his children online, and the main focus is to beat him up if he disobeys, and he will be in trouble every day!
3. There is a system, but it is of little use. It is equal to nothing!
Intention: There is true love everywhere on the road of life!