A Four Emperors Strategy Journal and Farm Life

[Don't Read This Embarrassing Old Work]

The Grand Line Is Trying to Win Me Over?

"The Four Emperors' Guidebook and Farm Life": I just wanted to make the sea men suffer through the struggle of winning someone over.

A gaming craze swept across the Grand Line, and people who had never been corrupted by video games fell in love with them in an instant.

The Red Hair Pirates bought a game console from a salesman on the sea. A few minutes later, they were all hooked.

[Your grandma from the countryside has gone on a trip around the world and left you in charge of her farm. Your plane ticket has been booked. Wanderers abroad, it's time to come home.]

[Bling-bling... Loading game]

[Your farm is overgrown. You can start by

building a house

clearing weeds ~ planting crops]

Red Hair, with only one arm, couldn't keep up with his two-handed brothers. They leveled up to level 10 and beyond in no time, like tentacle monsters.

Beckman had already left the farm to grind NPC quests at the market. His place was still a thatched hut, his vegetable patch had little to harvest, and his chickens weren't laying eggs and had the sick status effect. So he controlled his pixel character, chopped down a tree, made a raft, and sailed from the farm island to town. He spent all his savings hiring a manager to help run the farm.

[Your manager thinks your thatched hut is shabby. Build her a comfortable house.]

The adorable pixel character worked hard on the farm. When it rained, she got the sick status effect.

[Your manager is sick. Take good care of her and get her treated.]

Red Hair made his character run around doing this and that, then took a boat to town to see a doctor...

[Your manager's opinion of you: A useless capitalist (farmer).

Affection: 30 (Don't bother her outside of work.)]

Red Hair buried his face against his level-50 first mate and cried, complaining that his little manager hated him. What was he supposed to do?

His dependable first mate said he could raise an NPC's affection and get unexpected results. So the Four Emperors' Red Hair began his campaign to win her over!

(Please note: [You] are actually a carnivore and will eat when hungry. So far, you've eaten A Xiang and Old Bei. They've become useless *partners (you can't eat them now that the game has switched to teen mode). [You] have a name, and the point of view will shift. A Xiang might be Da Gong.)

Theme: You will always deserve to be loved