I Rely on Luck to Be a Couch Potato in the Cultivation World

The Slacker Reform System spent its life reforming countless slackers. Then it met Shen Fuxing and suffered the greatest defeat of its life.

"Train hard, and you'll be able to fly on a sword." The Slacker System pointed to the senior brothers and sisters soaring through the sky, robes fluttering in the wind.

Shen Fuxing glanced up, then rolled over on his chaise longue.

Two days later, his eldest senior brother gave Shen Fuxing a flying Flamefire Sky Lion as a mount.

"Train hard, and you'll be able to protect yourself when you enter a secret realm." The Slacker System showed Shen Fuxing scenes of underpowered cultivators being murdered and robbed in secret realms.

Shen Fuxing munched on sunflower seeds as he watched.

After entering the secret realm, Shen Fuxing was tossed into a paradise-like grotto. He spent two months eating and sleeping, then grabbed a huge handful of heavenly treasures and touched a divine beast's egg before leaving the secret realm without a scratch.

"Train hard, and you'll be able to help when something happens to the sect, so you won't regret being powerless when disaster strikes." The Slacker System told him about a battle for survival that a sect fought a thousand years ago, when one disciple turned the tide all on his own.

Shen Fuxing crouched on the ground, watching ants carry things away.

Three years later, the sect faced the threat of total annihilation. A beggar whose life Shen Fuxing had saved years ago with a spirit pill arrived on the wind and destroyed the enemy sect, alone with his sword.

Once, twice, again and again. And after three came four, five, six, seven, eight...

The Slacker System never again told Shen Fuxing to train hard. The Dao of Heaven's own son: was there any need to cultivate? No. :)

A note from the author:

1. The slacker really is a slacker, but he's not actually weak.

2. Hope you enjoy the story!

The author's completed works:

"I Just Like It When You Ignore Me"

"Interstellar Comeback"

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"Woke Up in the Demon King's Bed" (Human seme x Demon King uke)

Su Wang always thought the soft, slender body he held while sleeping was his peach-skin plush Asuna. Then one day, he accidentally kicked Asuna off the bed and discovered he'd been cuddling a tall, sturdy demon king with a long tail all along.

The demon king had horns on his head, a tail behind him, and a pair of enormous bone wings that blotted out the sky.

After staring at him for a moment, Su Wang picked up the demon king, who was glaring darkly after being kicked, and put him back in bed. He casually patted the demon king's raised wings. "They're a little stiff. Tuck them away."

Then he shifted into a more comfortable position and quickly fell asleep with the demon king in his arms.

The demon king, who had obediently tucked away his wings without thinking: Why am I being so obedient?

**

The inhabitants of the abyss had suffered for ages from the demon king's insomnia. The moment Su Wang arrived, they seemed to see the light of heaven.

When Su Wang arrived: banging gongs and beating drums.

When Su Wang left: suona horns blaring through the heavens.

The only downside was that the demon king's insomnia had been cured, but his temper seemed even harder to figure out.

The demon king, in a foul mood as usual:

"That human dares to come here again!"

"That human still hasn't come!"

"That human... is far too audacious..."

A human seme with no tail x a demon king uke with a tail

Theme: Luck is something you create for yourself. A life of good fortune comes only to those who strive forward and work hard.