The Yokohama Friendship Handbook

I'm Baishuang, not the one from the Sheep Organization.

I'm ordinary, and my friends are amazing.

Everyone else: What kind of deluded opinion does this person have of himself?

I get the feeling everyone has misunderstood me a little (for example, they always deny that I'm ordinary), but I'm a good guy, I swear!

I once worked for the Port Mafia and served under my friend Dazai (though maybe I'm the only one who thinks we're friends). Another friend was astonished and said that I'd started out on the side of good, but decided he had to revise his opinion of me.

I didn't think much of it at the time. But now, forgive me for saying this: he may be the only genuinely good person who acknowledges that I'm a good guy.

...I'm crying.

Later, I went to work somewhere else.

I once "bought off" the famous detective with snacks, and even got my "junior" Dazai to work overtime.

My online friend, Rice Ball, is an interesting person.

He said he wanted to visit Yokohama, so I volunteered to be his tour guide.

That was until I found out the detective agency thought I had gone missing.

Me: Slowly types a question mark.

Kid, do you have a lot of questions?

Come to think of it, wasn't Dazai going to the Port Mafia to gather information? Why did they only think I was missing?

Then I got held up by former colleagues and ended up accompanying Dazai.

Me: ...

Did I really do anything besides zone out?

Some time later, I got a letter from Rice Ball asking if I wanted to attend a tea party.

I put on the white clothes he'd sent over and happily went to meet him.

When I arrived, I saw Dazai looking calm on the surface but actually surprised and on guard. I was a little confused too.

What's going on, buddy?

Isn't this just a tea party? What are you all up to?

Theme: Just an ordinary story