I'm the Emperor of Zu'an, Not Everyone's Dreamboat

[Coming soon: Forced to Become the Big Shots' White Moonlight. Please add it to your collection.] ----------------[Story Blurb]---------------- [Updates are irregular. Criticism and suggestions are welcome, personal attacks are not. If it's not your thing, please don't click. Thank you.] For the first eighteen years of his life, Shen An was a pampered young master, looking down on everyone and picking verbal fights with people everywhere, all because his father was rich and powerful. In the online world, they called him the "Little Prince of Zu'an." The Zu'an arena is open. If you've got a mother, come on in. He doesn't have one anyway. Unexpectedly, his father is set up and falls from power overnight, leaving Shen An a poor little thing with nowhere to sleep but the streets. The once-proud peacock has to bow his head to survive. Following his father's instructions, he enters a secret marriage with the second young master of the Gu family, a hot name in Beijing's elite circles. But who could have guessed that Second Master Gu already has a white moonlight in his heart and doesn't think much of Shen An at all? When they first meet, Shen An launches into a heated tirade: "If you can't keep your mouth in check, you'd better keep your mother out of mine." Gu Ran grabs his chin, his face cold. "Looks like I need to teach you how to speak first." After that, everything changes. Why is his straight best friend trying to touch his butt? Why has his sworn enemy, the classmate who picks fights with him every day, invited him over to his house? And Gu Ran's white moonlight, why the hell are you smiling at me so much? Unless he's mistaken, none of your mothers have ever survived a day in my mouth. :) The beasts that have been coveting him in the dark bare their sharp fangs, each fighting to claim the thorny rose. [Basically, it's the story of a foul-mouthed, stunningly beautiful recipient who doesn't know how gorgeous he is, being held down and taught to speak properly. [For the record, men can marry men in this story once they're eighteen.] [This story is melodramatic and silly. You can tell from the title alone. The characters' extreme personalities and flaws may be exaggerated, so proceed with caution.] ----------------[Coming Soon Blurb]---------------- As the best NPC at the "Yingyingying Ah" System Company, Qi Si is assigned by a top-level boss he's never met to play the villain in a book where everyone falls for the protagonist. Now that he's become the protagonist's older stepbrother, Qi Si is destined to be a heartless, unfeeling, wicked black lotus. The protagonist shou breaks his leg? Great. Qi Si smiles and applauds. The protagonist gong's company is facing a cash-flow crisis? Excellent. Qi Si secretly makes things worse. The second male lead gets hit by rumors, and the internet is flooded with haters? Couldn't be better. Qi Si jumps in to manipulate the narrative, using both his main account and his alt! The third male lead... Damn, why aren't you following the script?! Qi Si thinks he's done enough damage to complete his mission and make a clean getaway. Who could have known... The night before he's supposed to leave, all the protagonists turn dark. Protagonist shou: "Brother, would you look at me more if I locked you up?" Protagonist gong: "You left me two years ago without a word. What, are you trying to run away again?" Second male lead: "Where are you going? I said I'd agree to fake a relationship with you, okay?!" Third male lead: "Pay your debts. If you can't pay, you'll have to pay with yourself." Qi Si: ? "Wait, weren't you all supposed to like the protagonist shou?" Male leads one, two, and three: He's just a substitute. You're our white moonlight. Qi Si: Did I get the wrong script or what? Also known as: Everyone Fell in Love with Me, a Black Lotus [Reader's Guide] 1. Qi Si and the protagonist shou aren't related by blood or legally. This will be explained! 2. The protagonist shou has no sexual relationship with any of the other gongs. 3. Split-personality gong! All the gongs are the same person! Don't ask. It's just the big boss's little way of pursuing his beloved. Theme: The art of teaching someone how to speak.