Qingyin, the celebrated beauty of the Qingshui Flower House in Bianjing, danced like no other, beneath a shower of blossoms and draped in rosy clouds. She was even honored as the Flower Goddess by the Southern Song court.
Even the Prince of Dali was entranced, declaring, "No immortal is more beautiful than she, and no dance more beautiful than hers."
But there's always some "troublemaker" ready to put you in your place! One person raised their arms and shouted, "Only our Great Ming's Snowglow Fairy is the most beautiful woman under heaven! She's already been recognized as such by the greatest manor in the world! You songbirds are nothing but painted-up nobodies."
That year, Snowglow performed her dance, "Windblown Snow."
It made every flower in the world lose its color, and in the ninth month, snow fell over the entire city!
"Keep dreaming, whoever posted that above. Miss Huawan has a pure heart, and her beauty comes from within. So what if she can sing and dance? My Wan is a peerless beauty!" said a passerby wearing the secret identity of a "troll."
Who hasn't heard of the painter Huawan? So many stories were captured in her paintings, bringing tears and laughter to countless men and women.
In the city of Dongjing, she painted the landscape of time itself. With a single stroke, the painter Huawan brought forth six pictures that could captivate a city.
They say that Ranxing, the Western Regions' foremost high priestess, has the most dazzling starry eyes in the world. Her songs are as beautiful as the night, her chants as enchanting as sacred music, and when her emotions run deep, her longing can consume the soul.
"All their beauty is [nothing special]. Lord Ranxing is the most beautiful of all. Even Zhongyuan Yidianhong, after hearing her sing, was willing to put down his butcher's knife and serve her from then on. The young lord of the Western Regions' White Camel clan is devoted to her, and even a philanderer has become faithful." A merchant from the Western Regions said with absolute conviction.
"What nonsense! How can a bunch of painted-up nobodies compare to Miss Tang Shiyun of our Great Tang? Her poetry is beyond compare, and her talents encompass heaven and earth. The Tang Emperor even treats her as an honored guest. She's the goddess of all scholars in our Great Tang!"
"You're all way behind! The most beautiful woman in the martial world of the Central Plains is the Moon Goddess, Yun Rong! What? You disagree? I, Wan Sanqian, will make sure Miss Yun Rong tops the rankings!"
The Beauty Ranking appeared out of nowhere!
"Notes"
1. A slow-burn story, with no romantic pairing. The heroine flirts first, then the harem chaos begins.
2. The heroine has countless secret identities. She flirts but never falls in love, and her job is to be stunningly beautiful and impossibly cool.
3. Her secret identities will never be exposed. There are plenty of alternate personas, so there's sure to be one you like.
4. The story starts three years later, when the heroine is ready to make her move. (If you don't read to the end, you won't know how much trouble Scummy Ye has caused.)
5. Think of it this way: anyone who falls for the heroine will at least live to see the ending (laugh-cry), and plenty of tragedies will be averted along the way.
6. The heroine rarely torments anyone else. Most of the time, she torments herself. (She's a terminal drama queen, beyond saving.)
7. Scummy Ye is an emotionless stick figure who'll stop at nothing to get beautiful clothes.
8. Scummy Ye is too awful to redeem herself, so the readers will have to clear the heroine's name. (No need to clear it if you don't want to. Scummy Ye herself has given up on treatment.)
Reader's guide: The author's writing is limited, so proceed with caution!
Theme: Terminal drama queen, beyond saving.
The pit is deep. Put your hand in front of your eyes and you can see a little glimmer on the nails. Hold your breath and hear your heartbeat. So I hugged my knees tightly and sat at the bottom of the pit, looking up at a 45-degree angle to the sky. Legend has it that in this posture, you can see renewed light. Everyone is talking about the renewed light. I think it neither belongs to today nor tomorrow. It only appears at the time it should appear and stays where it should stay. In just a short moment, the weak white light warms the dark bottom of the pit and illuminates everyone's gaze. So they said legends yesterday, today, tomorrow... Legends are floating in every corner. "Are you new here?" Someone asked me. "Yes!" "You looked good climbing down!" I think she is praising me. I always do this, climbing from the bottom of one pit to the bottom of another pit. I am used to climbing, so I am very skilled. "Climb out together and take a breath?" She invited me like this. "No, thank you!" I was tired from climbing and wanted to rest at the bottom of this pit. There are pits on the ground at any time. When you climb out, you don't know which step ahead will lead you to fall into the next pit. I looked up at her posture as she climbed out, heading towards hope step by step, and heading towards the bottom of the pit step by step. There was numbness, fatigue, and struggle. So someone goes out and someone comes in again. "Hello!" "Hello!" "Is it comfortable to squat?" "My legs are a little numb, I'll lie down later!" "Lie down!" "Are you going out too?" "Yes, maybe there will be a new world in the next pit!" You see, people can never give up hope. So, I crawled. I crawled all over the pit. I'm still at the bottom of the hole. Crawling requires such a posture, with hands on the ground and legs kneeling on the ground. This is really not a pleasant posture, but when crawling, my eyes are infinitely close to the bottom of the pit, looking at every place over and over again, like a cow chewing its cud, chewing every word. I have forgotten the initial taste. What I am waiting for is tomorrow's food. I am a fish with my head raised, constantly devouring, never stopping, until the day when the food suffocates me to death. But what I use more is the "squatting" posture. This is a posture soaked in the blood and engraved in the bones. This is the posture in which I keep looking up. This is a 45-degree posture toward the sky. It is said that there is a creature called a bird in the sky. They come and go freely and are never restrained. Their wings are spread out and their bodies are light. I think they will never be able to learn the action of "squatting". No part of their bone structure is designed for squatting. Creation is so discriminating against them that you can hardly imagine how much fun they have in living. Maybe one day you will meet me squatting at the bottom of a pit. I look up to the sky and cry in the wind; Maybe one day you will meet me crawling around, with long hair and fallen nails. Climbing towards you step by step, my hand passes through your black hair, my resentment passes through your network cable, do you know who I am?
Wow!!! This is actually a trap. . . . I feel sad
I came to this world and soared in the sky; I once thought that the sky was hundreds of feet high! But when it reaches the top, dark clouds cover the sun. I fell into the mire and lost my light, Struggling to get up and spread its wings, But there was no light, darkness came, and the tip of the knife was like rain. He lost his wings and was riddled with holes. He was firmly nailed to the bottom of the pit and slowly died. I hope to see you at the top of my favorite list one day.
Can I... Still wait for the update? (Glazed eyes)
Woohoo ah ah ah ah ah so excited⊙?⊙! Big update. Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Is this... Is this also a trap? (A bolt from the blue)
Damn, please write more about other female accounts, such as Ranxing and Qingyin (Crazy Blink. Jpg) (Crazy Hint. Jpg)
I was really angry when I first watched Jinpen Washing His Hands. The righteous people who are proud of the world are too hypocritical.
Okay, okay, the line is buried quite deep. Between Lu Xiaoji and Ye City Lord, I choose Ye City Lord, hahaha.
Chapter 18 The golden color turns out to be Xueyao!!! Such an obvious hint, I didn't even guess it!!! Oh, rely on Xue Yao to tease Lu Xiaoji, leaving Shangguan Feiyan with no way to go, awesome! I just discovered this now.