[Multiverse, Primarily Bungo Stray Dogs] Chuuya, Spoiled by Spoilers

What if one day, Nakahara Chuuya suddenly received all sorts of strange memories of himself from parallel worlds?

In some, he was a member of the Armed Detective Agency, protecting the assassination-targeted boss Dazai every day. In others, he was forced to use Corruption until he died of exhaustion, fell in love online, eloped with Dazai, changed sex, came down with the hanahaki disease (is that really a thing?), turned out to be a spy, or became the boss... After finally digesting all these memories, he thought he had the script in hand and could reach the pinnacle of life. Then he suddenly discovered that this world had become bizarre. All sorts of new conglomerates and factions had appeared: one had a Sword of Damocles hanging over its head; one revolved around a kind and gentle young man who had formed a bond with yokai; one was an all-black-clad organization whose members used alcohol as code names; one promised to resolve any worry for just five yen; one foreign organization that believed in bloodline superiority was raising heirs domestically; one city that claimed to have a simple and honest populace somehow had a 3% assassin rate; one person was doing everything possible to pursue an ideal of a "normal" life; and an urban legend told of a headless knight riding a motorcycle through the streets.

The bewildered Chuuya: Why is this world nothing like the one I know?

A mysterious being: Obviously, it's because someone made a wish!

& A mountain of personal headcanons, and any OOC characterization is on me.

& Don't ask about the timeline. The answer is: it's all up for grabs.

& Probably no CP. I have no chapters saved up, QAQ.

& Please leave collections and comments. They're my only motivation _(:3"∠

Theme: A crossover centered on Bungo Stray Dogs