Sang Ning, a big shot who excels in weapons, talismans, and medicine, transmigrates into an old-school male-oriented cultivation novel brimming with over-the-top arrogance.
As the biggest female villain in the entire story, she has to manipulate the Dragon-Pride protagonist and even cut out both his kidneys to make pills.
In the end, the Dragon-Pride protagonist kills her in revenge, and demons devour Sang Ning alive.
Fortunately, when she opens her eyes, everything has only just begun.
To hell with being a villain. She's not doing it.
She's about to pack up and run, but the System tells her the only way to escape her certain death is to steal the Dragon-Pride protagonist's luck.
One day, the System cries out with great enthusiasm:
"Watch out! That show-off up ahead is known throughout the martial world as the Dragon-Pride protagonist."
"Go! Cut out his kidneys, absorb his cultivation, steal his protagonist halo, and rise to the top!"
"My fate is mine to control, not heaven's!"
After shouting that, the System went offline.
To stay alive, Sang Ning keeps a low profile and works hard, hoping to reach the heavens and become a beacon of righteousness as soon as possible.
When she finally looks up from her hard work, she discovers she's surrounded by all sorts of strange people.
For example:
Villain Number One, dogged by bad luck.
Villain Number Two, with eight hundred schemes up his sleeve.
Villain Number Three, fabulously wealthy.
They all have the same goal: kill the Dragon-Pride protagonist.
Villains 1, 2, and 3: So, how do we kill him?
Sang Ning, confused: Why does everyone have a grudge against him?
A goofy comedy.
Blurb written on December 7, 2022, in the afternoon.
Theme: The point of living is to be happy!