[Harry Potter] Salazar Is a Girl

"They say Salazar Slytherin was a sinister, vicious Dark Wizard. They say he had a terrible temper, was cold-blooded and merciless, and was famous for slaughtering Muggles. They say he could cast Dark Magic with ease, and that he was a wrinkly old man who looked like a monkey..." Salazar: "? Who is this person, going around ruining my reputation? I'm an adorable girl." Hermione looks up from her book, eyes sparkling, and asks pointedly, "So you don't deny the other things?" Salazar: "...You're really a genius at focusing on the important details." "It's not Hermione's fault," Ron says. "After all, Salazar sounds like a man's name." "King Arthur was a girl, too. Doesn't her name sound even more masculine than mine?" Salazar says, deeply wounded. "Who? Who did you say? The King Arthur you mean can't possibly be the King Arthur I'm thinking of!" Harry nearly spits out a mouthful of Pumpkin Juice, his face full of despair. "Don't go rewriting history all willy-nilly!" "What? King Arthur's a man in your world, too?" * 1. The pairing is Salazar/one of the founders. King Arthur and Merlin are from Type-Moon. No character bashing. 2. Salazar is a girl. Everything else is normal (normal for Type-Moon). 3. I posted this story under another account before. I was chatting with a friend yesterday and thought it was pretty fun, so I revised and reposted it. No paid chapters on Afdian. Update frequency is a mystery, entirely up to fate. 4. The cover was drawn by Tu Tu! * Copyright Notice: This is a Harry Potter series fanfic. The character settings do not belong to the author. All rights belong to Ms. J. K. Rowling and Warner Bros. Entertainment (excluding the Type-Moon setting, of course). Theme: Striving to get home